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by cricket_bows
Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:40 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

Agent 99: So sorry to hear you weren't feeling well, but super stoked you liked the Colorado lovin'! I'm glad that last photo is of The Dew eating his cookie and not harking it back up on the carpet! :lol: Since you'll be back in the fold, be sure to say a little prayer for yours truly- I need all t...
by cricket_bows
Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:51 pm
Forum: Jane's Addiction News
Topic: Why??
Replies: 28
Views: 12532

Re: Why??

hokahey wrote:Hes being influenced by his idiot wife
Absolute gospel, Hoka. I was thinking today about that nitwit doing her striptease improv to Classic Girl, and it's comically wrong on so many levels. It's like defacing art.
by cricket_bows
Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:57 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

Artemis wrote:(Sorry, guys. I've been indulging in some holiday cheer this afternoon. :blush:)
Me likey tipsy Arty. :lol:
by cricket_bows
Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:32 am
Forum: Jane's Addiction News
Topic: Why??
Replies: 28
Views: 12532

Re: Why??

It's just such a dramatic, surreal 180° from what we all dug that I continually vacillate from disbelief, disappointment, being pissed on some level and head-shaking laughter. I agree, Eric B- I'm starting to think that he hates being told what to do and meeting other people's expectations (like mys...
by cricket_bows
Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:54 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

farrellgirl99 wrote:By the way, CricketBows I will be opening yours soon, I am losing the will to wait to Christmas
::Shia LaBeouf voice:: DO IT! I've been blown away by your willpower- you've lasted nine more days than I would have! :lol:
by cricket_bows
Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:08 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

"From: Etty's Handbag"- you slay me, FG! Personalized and thoughtful, very nice!
by cricket_bows
Sat Dec 19, 2015 2:36 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

ALL THE HOT TEABAGGING ACTION YOU CAN STAND Cricket_bows will have to post a pic when he actually makes some tea with it. :lol: And Artemis is right, we will definitely need some wet teabagging pictures. Alright, because it was in such demand, here's a picture of Larry's testicles going on their ma...
by cricket_bows
Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:45 am
Forum: Jane's Addiction News
Topic: Why??
Replies: 28
Views: 12532

Re: Why??

I'm laughing on the outside and crying on the inside.

Correct that. I'm crying on the outside, too.

(At least this was pre-veneers. I'M TRYING TO BE POSITIVE HERE, PEOPLE).
by cricket_bows
Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:00 pm
Forum: Jane's Addiction News
Topic: Why??
Replies: 28
Views: 12532

Re: Why??

I liked the part where it said "boys."
by cricket_bows
Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:48 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

That vase is a freaking hoot! I'm with Bandit- great wrapping!
by cricket_bows
Mon Dec 14, 2015 5:42 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

:worship: :ele: :yeay: :tiphat: You guys are too kind; we need a blushing emoji! Yeah, I went a bit off... it turned into a monster who's momentum I couldn't control! I just hope the contents don't disappoint ( there is no chronic inside ) I'm just happy it made it to you with two "motherfuckin'"s o...
by cricket_bows
Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:29 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

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by cricket_bows
Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:39 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

farrellgirl99 wrote:Post office was a nightmare this morning but finally sent!
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by cricket_bows
Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:07 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

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by cricket_bows
Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:32 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

We're Canada's shorts! :lol: http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls77e6oE1U1qbn1vmo1_250.jpg Mustard porn! I couldn't make out the label, but with some Googling, I found out you received two of Kozlik's finest, out of 34 flavors(!), including epic-sounding delights like Italian Mostarda, Niagara Class...
by cricket_bows
Sun Dec 06, 2015 5:56 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Happy Hanukkah, bitches!
Replies: 1
Views: 2058

Re: Happy Hanukkah, bitches!

Latkes! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
by cricket_bows
Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:41 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

I only take the parcels marked "fragile," "perishable," or "wait until Christmas to open."

JUST KIDDING, POSTAL INSPECTORS
by cricket_bows
Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:23 pm
Forum: Jane's Addiction News
Topic: Dobel Advertisement masquerading as a Perry interview
Replies: 8
Views: 4781

Re: Dobel Advertisement masquerading as a Perry interview

Twenty-eight year old Perry would punch fifty-six year old Perry in the face.

What a shill.
by cricket_bows
Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

nausearockpig wrote:Sent, fuckers!!!
Bandit72 wrote:Sent, fuckers!!!
Artemis wrote:Sent, fuckers!!!
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by cricket_bows
Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:48 pm
Forum: Jane's Addiction News
Topic: Strays early version?
Replies: 130
Views: 65211

Re: Strays early version?

I got into Janes through Strays This is really interesting and cool; it reminds me of a NPR piece I heard many years ago about a man who experienced each Beatles album as they were released, then watching his young daughter (seven years old? eight?) get into them, but completely out of chronologica...
by cricket_bows
Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:50 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Where we're born, versus where we're supposed to be
Replies: 22
Views: 8302

Re: Where we're born, versus where we're supposed to be

I knew this would elicit some cool responses! Amazing the lives people on here have lived. For me it was New Orleans. Ironic- I know my sister also loves the Big Easy :bigrin: i could see myself retiring in southern oregon As an 18 year old, I developed a major crush on Ashland (great trail running!...
by cricket_bows
Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:20 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Where we're born, versus where we're supposed to be
Replies: 22
Views: 8302

Where we're born, versus where we're supposed to be

My father has always told me that when he was in his teens, he always knew two things: he wasn't going to keep doing the "Jew thing" (my lineage is Jewish, but my parents found their groove with Unitarianism) and he was "getting the hell out of New York" (they bailed from Williamsburg and Queens and...
by cricket_bows
Tue Nov 24, 2015 3:41 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

I :heart: the CBC! How apropos! I love radio stories like this, especially when they hit so close to home- thanks for sharing. Who knew cluster boxes were a scourge all over the world? :lol: (I love the woman talking about her mail 'root'; now I have two Canadian words ['aboot' being the other] that...
by cricket_bows
Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:28 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

I love hearing you say that; it's obviously a dying medium, but there's something so fun in getting (and delivering) something tactile, be it a card, a letter, or Larry's package (that didn't sound right! :lol: ) I often say that it feels like I haven't worked in 19 years, as it aligns so closely wi...
by cricket_bows
Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:57 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Secret Santa?
Replies: 1879
Views: 557909

Re: Secret Santa?

better safe than sorry Ugh; I hate to even admit this (Artemis already knows), but I'm a letter carrier with the USPS, and it's made me cringe looking at all the old Secret Santa posts about the postal service shitting the bed when it comes to on time delivery and missing packages. I was conflicted...