Donald Trump running for President.

[Tyler Durden]

The most fucked up thing you'll see online for at least a week. Best and worst thing ever...

[nausearockpig]

A couple of.... things.....



http://newsthump.com/2016/03/03/psychia ... ald-trump/

Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump

Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions.

New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted to a hospital somewhere in the US.

Dr Simon Williams told us, “We’re struggling to cope to be honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to save the world.

“It used to be ‘I’m Napoleon’ – but not any more.

“To say you’ve been sent from the future to stop Donald Trump is a very unusual psychological delusion, especially to be suffered by so many people, with such a similar stated aim.

“They all say the same thing, they come from a future of riots, war, famine, the collapse of civilised society, and then being sent back to ‘make it all right’.

“I mean, it’s almost like they’re telling the truth and for some unknown reason the future is getting increasingly desperate to stop the rise of Donald Trump and the end of the world he will inevitably bring about.

“He can’t be that bad, can he?”

[Tyler Durden]

Oh, that was awesome!

[Tyler Durden]

Meanwhile in Canada...

[nausearockpig]

you can just see all the rednecks now "look at all them poofter cunts being all fabulous and happy".. well except for the use of "poofter", "cunts" and "fabulous" i guess. "lookit all them homos been homos"...

[Tyler Durden]

This hit the stands today!

[clickie]

We're really getting a taste of who is anti-american in this thread.

[Tyler Durden]

We're really getting a taste of who is anti-american in this thread.

Posting this is anti-American?

[nausearockpig]

It seems that clickie thinks that anyone who doesn't think, or say, that the USA is just preachy, and maybe points out some things that are things about the USA anywhere between "could be better" to "are downright fucked" (JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD) is "Anit-American".

Also "America" is more than just than the country called "The United States of America" that laziness of saying "America" when meaning The USA, is just another "great" thing about "America" God.... there's so much more to the world than the USA!!!! USA!!! MURICA!!! LOL

By the way, and for the record, I'm not "ANTI-USA" I just think that there's a lot wrong there, but there's also a lot right.... just like every/any other country.

[clickie]

Stop talking about me, this thread is about da donald.

[Pandemonium]

This hit the stands today!

Jeeze, of all things to complain about in regards to Trump, the idea that his hot (if stupid) wife might be First Lady is waaaaaaaayyyyy down near the bottom of the list.

[Tyler Durden]

Jeeze, of all things to complain about in regards to Trump, the idea that his hot (if stupid) wife might be First Lady is waaaaaaaayyyyy down near the bottom of the list.

Oh, I'm definitely not complaining. She's hot as hell for a forty something, plastic trophy wife (and I'm not meaning that was an insult...I'd gladly fuck her). It's the hypocrisy that is hilarious...the puritanical/evangelical Republican types have traditionally always been the first to take the moral high ground and demonize left wingers as sexual heathens, etc.

[nausearockpig]

Stop talking about me, this thread is about da donald.

I can't, you make me go gooey in my panties...

[Bandit72]

Here's a question. Plus I can't be bothered to look it up, even after Kennedy.

What happens if a President gets assassinated? Does the country vote again? Or does that party have like a "second in command" to take over for a bit before another election? Or what?

[Hype]

Vice prez assumes command and then... hmm... I think stays in power until the term is up?

[kv]

Yep

[nausearockpig]

Isn't it strange that there have not been attacks, or assassination attempts on the current prez and prez candidates by extremist nutbags? Surely there are freaks in basements out there somewhere willing to die for their chance "to make things right"? Or maybe there are no loonies out there who are crack shots with a long range rifle? unlike in the movies...

Seems odd, is all...

[nausearockpig]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34903577
Awesome stuff.

[Mescal]

Isn't it strange that there have not been attacks, or assassination attempts on the current prez and prez candidates by extremist nutbags? Surely there are freaks in basements out there somewhere willing to die for their chance "to make things right"? Or maybe there are no loonies out there who are crack shots with a long range rifle? unlike in the movies...

Seems odd, is all...

I think it's easier to fly a plane into a building than to assassinate a president of the USA

[nausearockpig]

Yeah probably..

[chaos]

Yeah, everyone wants to get a purple heart.
Give me strength.

[Artemis]

I am wondering the same thing, Mr President...

[Pandemonium]

Did Trump post this in the midst of a stroke or something? He makes Bush Jr look like Shakespeare.

[chaos]

Admittedly the source is questionable, but this tweet made me lol:

[SR]

Dump markers lately are indicating to me he is already formulating an exit strategy that will allow him to escape back to his tower with what he considers dignity. I think he's terrified. Word is he is shutting his advisors out.