Perry is straightening his teeth

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Perry is straightening his teeth

#1 Post by Tyler Durden » Wed May 23, 2012 6:24 am

Perry Farrell wrote:I have been wearing a retainer. I adjust it nightly. Really really tight. I know; a 53 year old man should have had his teeth already straightened by the end of grade school- but I am taking care of myself now and want straight teeth. Most people look at themselves and see deterioration in the mirror, I am watching a smile growing straighter. Next mission; find something that really makes me smile...
The guy can do whatever he wants...but to me, his snaggletooth look has always been part of his crazy image. I guess the teeth need to match the new nose. :noclue:

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#2 Post by SR » Wed May 23, 2012 8:14 am

Tyler Durden wrote:
Perry Farrell wrote:I have been wearing a retainer. I adjust it nightly. Really really tight. I know; a 53 year old man should have had his teeth already straightened by the end of grade school- but I am taking care of myself now and want straight teeth. Most people look at themselves and see deterioration in the mirror, I am watching a smile growing straighter. Next mission; find something that really makes me smile...
The guy can do whatever he wants...but to me, his snaggletooth look has always been part of his crazy image. I guess the teeth need to match the new nose. :noclue:
He had plastic work done?

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#3 Post by Tyler Durden » Wed May 23, 2012 8:29 am

SR wrote:
Tyler Durden wrote:
Perry Farrell wrote:I have been wearing a retainer. I adjust it nightly. Really really tight. I know; a 53 year old man should have had his teeth already straightened by the end of grade school- but I am taking care of myself now and want straight teeth. Most people look at themselves and see deterioration in the mirror, I am watching a smile growing straighter. Next mission; find something that really makes me smile...
The guy can do whatever he wants...but to me, his snaggletooth look has always been part of his crazy image. I guess the teeth need to match the new nose. :noclue:
He had plastic work done?
Supposedly Perry had a nose job relatively recently. Casey has made mention of it on Facebook (though I'm not sure if she was confirming it or just addressing people's inquiries about him supposedly having it done). Regardless, the quote above regarding his teeth is the real deal.

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#4 Post by Hokahey » Wed May 23, 2012 9:08 am

I really dont think his nose has changed.

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#5 Post by Tyler Durden » Wed May 23, 2012 9:12 am

hokahey wrote:I really dont think his nose has changed.
I don't think it has either; I'm just the messenger. :wave:

But the idea of seeing Perry with "normal" teeth just seems weird to me.

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#6 Post by Hokahey » Wed May 23, 2012 9:43 am

I guess bad teeth and Gucci shoes dont go well together.

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#7 Post by Larry B. » Wed May 23, 2012 10:04 am

hokahey wrote:I guess bad teeth and Gucci shoes dont go well together.
Actually...
Etty wrote:God damn it, Perry, fix those teeth of yours! I can't go to our dinner parties feeling embarrassed of your smile no more! It makes us look like you spend all your money in purses and surgeries for me!
Perry wrote:Alright, mistress.

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#8 Post by Xizen47 » Wed May 23, 2012 10:56 am

Time to put the snaggletooth in Ettys purse, next to his balls

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#9 Post by Essence_Smith » Wed May 23, 2012 11:31 am

These threads are getting more embarassing than the video for "I Like Em Big"... :nod:

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#10 Post by Kajicat » Wed May 23, 2012 4:12 pm

I don't think Perry ever got a nose job, it's just that he's not a skinny druggy that ways 100lbs soaking wet anymore. Look at him now compared to how he looked during the GGU era. He's sickly skinny in the 100 Ways music video, and because of that his nose seems even longer and thinner than it already is.

I don't have a problem with him fixing his teeth. Little things like that can help make a person happy, and he's got the money. I think Anthony Kiedis fixed his.

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#11 Post by Pandemonium » Wed May 23, 2012 4:36 pm

As long as Perry doesn't use the same dentist that did Gary Dell'Abate's teeth, he's good.

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#12 Post by kv » Wed May 23, 2012 5:58 pm

98% of people are now wondering who that is....

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#13 Post by AdmitI » Wed May 23, 2012 6:08 pm

I can tell you right now that he had a nose job. 100%

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#14 Post by creep » Wed May 23, 2012 6:12 pm

AdmitI wrote:I can tell you right now that he had a nose job. 100%
i always thought it was obvious. not much taken off...just a little

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#15 Post by AdmitI » Wed May 23, 2012 7:59 pm

creep wrote:
AdmitI wrote:I can tell you right now that he had a nose job. 100%
i always thought it was obvious. not much taken off...just a little
yep! i know the physician that did it....

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#16 Post by Hype » Wed May 23, 2012 8:37 pm

Old-guy noses (especially old Jews... I'm saying... my own'll be... :neutral: ) are bigger and droopier than their younger noses.

As for straightening teeth... I need to do that again at some point (when I have money). My retainer broke about 4 years ago and they've shifted considerably since (and my old orthodontist retired). Ah well.

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#17 Post by clickie » Wed May 23, 2012 8:55 pm

AdmitI wrote:
yep! i know the physician that did it....


you serious?..this guy must think doctor/patient confidentiality laws dont apply to him.

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#18 Post by perkana » Wed May 23, 2012 9:50 pm

Tyler Durden wrote:
hokahey wrote:I really dont think his nose has changed.
I don't think it has either; I'm just the messenger. :wave:

But the idea of seeing Perry with "normal" teeth just seems weird to me.
CB told me that too, but I don't see it either :noclue:

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#19 Post by Mescal » Wed May 23, 2012 10:22 pm

Etty wrote:God damn it, Perry, fix those teeth of yours! I can't go to our dinner parties feeling embarrassed of your smile no more! It makes us look like you spend all your money in purses and surgeries for me!
So good to know they love each other for who they are

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#20 Post by CaseyContrarian » Sun May 27, 2012 1:32 am

hokahey wrote:I really dont think his nose has changed.
Dude, it has. Also, I'm fairly certain that it affected his vocals. That nasal surgery is dicey for tonality and range.

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#21 Post by Artemis » Sun May 27, 2012 10:46 am

I think he had some kind of a peel done on his face too. It looks a lot smoother than it used to. Or, maybe it's just makeup. :noclue:

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#22 Post by Tyler Durden » Sun May 27, 2012 10:48 am

Artemis wrote:I think he had some kind of a peel done on his face too. It looks a lot smoother than it used to. Or, maybe it's just makeup. :noclue:
Totally agree; he had a peel or something.

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#23 Post by nausearockpig » Mon May 28, 2012 9:32 am

Etty wrote:God damn it, Perry, fix those teeth of yours! I can't go to our dinner parties feeling embarrassed of your smile no more!
Is that a real quote? If so, that's such a rude, tasteless & mean thing to say. To your husband.

Fuck that.

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#24 Post by Artemis » Mon May 28, 2012 10:05 am

nausearockpig wrote:
Etty wrote:God damn it, Perry, fix those teeth of yours! I can't go to our dinner parties feeling embarrassed of your smile no more!
Is that a real quote? If so, that's such a rude, tasteless & mean thing to say. To your husband.

Fuck that.
Not only that, she said "no more" instead of "anymore." :eyes:

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#25 Post by nausearockpig » Mon May 28, 2012 10:12 am

Artemis wrote:
nausearockpig wrote:
Etty wrote:God damn it, Perry, fix those teeth of yours! I can't go to our dinner parties feeling embarrassed of your smile no more!
Is that a real quote? If so, that's such a rude, tasteless & mean thing to say. To your husband.

Fuck that.
Not only that, she said "no more" instead of "anymore." :eyes:
Bad manners AND grammar. Is there anything less attractive? I think not.

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