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stupid dave navarro news

#1 Post by creep » Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:34 am

http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/10/dave-nava ... -toy-bdsm/

Dave Navarro
I'm Strapped for Kinky Sex
12/10/2014 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Dave Navarro Guitar Strap Sex ToyDave Navarro can go from shredding to bedding in one fell swoop ... now that he's designed a two-in-one guitar strap slash sex toy.

The rocker tells TMZ he decided to combine his 2 favorite things -- music and sex -- and teamed up with a BDSM toy company ... and the result is something he calls, "The Strap."

Pretty simple concept ... the guitar strap comes off the guitar and can then be used to restrain yourself or a partner in a ton of different positions. Seriously ... just about anything your sick mind can come up with ... The Strap can handle it.

As Dave put it ... "It's the Swiss army knife of the bedroom" -- that is if you don't already have an actual Swiss army knife in play.

Navarro preaches safe S&M though, and revealed his safe word -- “Chappaquiddick.”

Maybe he'll have better luck.
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#2 Post by Larry B. » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:02 am

That's funny.

My safe word is "code".

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#3 Post by Pandemonium » Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:42 am

Larry B. wrote:That's funny.

My safe word is "code".
My safe word is "Etty." I instantly go limp.

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#4 Post by Romeo » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:35 pm

Pandemonium wrote:
Larry B. wrote:That's funny.

My safe word is "code".
My safe word is "Etty." I instantly go limp.
:lolol: :lolol:

And we have a winner....

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#5 Post by Lokus » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:28 pm

Uhh, not a problem that needed fixing.

My safe word is: "Stop fucking doing that".

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#6 Post by JOEinPHX » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:49 pm

So... this is like... immersive entertainment then? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#7 Post by bman » Thu Dec 11, 2014 5:57 am

Now that seems like an ultra payloaded Kind Heaven Satellite Party Jubilee all in one.

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#8 Post by Warped » Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:19 am

The title of the thread is fitting :lol:

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#9 Post by Romeo » Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:54 pm

I didn't know the world needed a guitar strap that doubled as a bondage sex toy. :noclue:

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#10 Post by Essence_Smith » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:20 pm

I thought all guitar players were already using their straps to do this... :noclue:

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#11 Post by Everybody's Friend » Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:13 pm

How many did Drifter buy?

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#12 Post by Larry B. » Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:46 am

How many is Drifter wearing right now?

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#13 Post by Warped » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:46 am

Did i miss something? I don't get the drifter joke :conf: :noclue:

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#14 Post by Everybody's Friend » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:48 am

Warped wrote:Did i miss something? I don't get the drifter joke :conf: :noclue:
I'll let someone else explain it to you.

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