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Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:59 pm
by Stickyfingers
I post here because I think no need to open new thread



at around 26:00 Perry talks about Xiola, he found out she was his cousin!! weird

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:39 pm
by Hokahey
It's weird watching plastic Perry listen to that old song. It was also nice reminder how excellent of a song that was.

Didn't it come to light at one point that xiola was in her early to mid teens? I wonder if he's ever been called out on that. Unless I'm remembering it incorrectly.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:50 pm
by kv
She was 18 when she died?...but then again we are talking 30 years ago...times have changed

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/870 ... sa-chester

perry was seeing her 85ish maybe earlier..

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:04 pm
by JOEinPHX
Perry born on March 29, 1959
Lisa Chester death on June, 6 1987

Perry's age: 28
Lisa's age: 18

Fooling around in 1985?

So he was banging her when she was 16 and he was 26?

Cool. Cool.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:32 am
by Larry B.
I don’t buy for a second he didn’t know she was her cousin. Good ol’Perry lying as always.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:03 am
by Hokahey
Larry B. wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:32 am
I don’t buy for a second he didn’t know she was her cousin. Good ol’Perry lying as always.
I almost don't buy that she was. He seems really gullible. Someone was probably fucking with him.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:22 am
by Matz
I buy it, his cousin is not gonna fuck with about that Of course he could have a fucked up cousin...

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:59 pm
by Hype
Yeah, but there aren't that many Jews in Detroit. It could be like second or third cousin (share a great-grandparent or a 2x-great...). We all have 10s, if not 100 of those cousins.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:39 pm
by Larry B.
So Perry learned *from a cousin* that she was his cousin.

?

I just thought it was odd that Perry said “we went from Detroit—“ and then has a weird look on his face and backtracks: “... she was from Detroit and came to Los Angeles.”

Maybe Perry is misremembering something; maybe it’s his fried-up brain doing its thing again; like HoKa said, maybe someone was fucking with him and he totally bought it.

My biggest question is why the fuck would you say this in public. You’ve got kids. Why the fuck are you going about telling people how you fucked your underage cousin who asked you to teach her to shoot up. What the fuck are you doing.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:43 am
by Hokahey
Larry B. wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:39 pm
So Perry learned *from a cousin* that she was his cousin.

?

I just thought it was odd that Perry said “we went from Detroit—“ and then has a weird look on his face and backtracks: “... she was from Detroit and came to Los Angeles.”

Maybe Perry is misremembering something; maybe it’s his fried-up brain doing its thing again; like HoKa said, maybe someone was fucking with him and he totally bought it.

My biggest question is why the fuck would you say this in public. You’ve got kids. Why the fuck are you going about telling people how you fucked your underage cousin who asked you to teach her to shoot up. What the fuck are you doing.
Well, at one point everyone used to tell him how cool his stories about her were.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:09 am
by JOEinPHX
The idea of a threesome sounds like a good story to hear till you find out one of the participants was a child, and the cousin, of the almost 30 year old man who shot up her up with heroin. : :lol:

He looks like Michael Jackson more and more every day. And now we're finding out there were other similarities. :lolol:

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:20 am
by SR
Her parents were right, but I knew that

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am
by creep
kind heaven om the late show :conf:


Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:00 am
by Hokahey
creep wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am
kind heaven om the late show :conf:

I watched it last night...and surprisingly did not hate it. The stupid choreography was once again cringeworthy, but musically I actually enjoyed it.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:03 am
by SR
67 seconds. Matching outfits... :jasper:

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:04 am
by Larry B.
The Emmy for Best Coreography Performed Live is a no-contest at this point.

Did you notice the very clever and subtle detail that when the lyrics of the song said “peace”, Etty and her disciples made the peace sign with their hands? It’s also a throwback to when Etty was a little girl living in a little Vietnamese village and she saw hundreds of US soldiers giving the peace sign to the locals.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:10 pm
by kv
Jesus Larry :no:

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:29 pm
by bman
I stopped at :15 seconds in.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:06 pm
by JOEinPHX
:bday:

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:46 pm
by creep
Hokahey wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:00 am
creep wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am
kind heaven om the late show :conf:

I watched it last night...and surprisingly did not hate it. The stupid choreography was once again cringeworthy, but musically I actually enjoyed it.
really?

I think this is easily their worst song.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:56 pm
by creep
some of the better youtube comments
I think Perry's plastic surgeon removed too much edge
Yoko, please free Perry
Perry, stop this. Whatever your wife is telling you is wrong....
This song is a mess
This sucks. Sorry bro, but Ritual this is not.

His wife should probably stick to dancing too.
This is kinda sweet but She's off key or something. Pure ear bleed.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:25 pm
by JOEinPHX
:lol:

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:50 am
by bman
Machine Girl and Where ya Been are slightly catchy songs. They have another gig at Lolla and that's it right? Please please please say it's over.

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:38 pm
by sinep
creep wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am
kind heaven om the late show :conf:

what the fuck is this bullshit? This is the very first "Kind Heaven" I've heard....

Pretty and Etty look like discount versions of Sonny and Cher that got made over on an episode of "Queer Eye"

everything about it is so mishmashed it almost looks like it almost seems non-organic. Like it was created by a clunky computer algorithm where you click a button and it creates a song and a band; string orchestra in formal attire, The "West-Hollywood Gayman Choir" doing background vocals in Neiman Marcus' spring pastel collection, generic "rock band" straight from central casting (long haired dude, Mohawk dude, Chris Chaney look alike on base??)...

The song itself is horrendous. If "taking three xanex before going to a 'progressive' christian ministries prayer session" had an audio equivalent it would be this song.

Who allowed this to happen? Like... I get the entire Perry and Etty dynamic, but there are supposed to be check and balances between the things they talk about doing at brunch and those things actually getting done? Like people, actual people, were involved with this... and I don't mean the other "artists" (and I use that term loosely), I get that a gig is a gig and as long as the check clears you're good. I mean the business people. How did this get financed... booked... produced... broadcasted...

How did this happen?

Re: Perry on the Tonight Show

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:45 pm
by Larry B.
My guess is that nobody dares verbalise to Perry that he’s 98% doolali.