Aint No Right

Larry B. wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:32 am

I don’t buy for a second he didn’t know she was her cousin. Good ol’Perry lying as always.

I almost don't buy that she was. He seems really gullible. Someone was probably fucking with him.

I buy it, his cousin is not gonna fuck with about that Of course he could have a fucked up cousin...

Yeah, but there aren't that many Jews in Detroit. It could be like second or third cousin (share a great-grandparent or a 2x-great...). We all have 10s, if not 100 of those cousins.

So Perry learned *from a cousin* that she was his cousin.

?

I just thought it was odd that Perry said “we went from Detroit—“ and then has a weird look on his face and backtracks: “... she was from Detroit and came to Los Angeles.”

Maybe Perry is misremembering something; maybe it’s his fried-up brain doing its thing again; like HoKa said, maybe someone was fucking with him and he totally bought it.

My biggest question is why the fuck would you say this in public. You’ve got kids. Why the fuck are you going about telling people how you fucked your underage cousin who asked you to teach her to shoot up. What the fuck are you doing.

Larry B. wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:39 pm

So Perry learned *from a cousin* that she was his cousin.

?

I just thought it was odd that Perry said “we went from Detroit—“ and then has a weird look on his face and backtracks: “... she was from Detroit and came to Los Angeles.”

Maybe Perry is misremembering something; maybe it’s his fried-up brain doing its thing again; like HoKa said, maybe someone was fucking with him and he totally bought it.

My biggest question is why the fuck would you say this in public. You’ve got kids. Why the fuck are you going about telling people how you fucked your underage cousin who asked you to teach her to shoot up. What the fuck are you doing.

Well, at one point everyone used to tell him how cool his stories about her were.

The idea of a threesome sounds like a good story to hear till you find out one of the participants was a child, and the cousin, of the almost 30 year old man who shot up her up with heroin. :

He looks like Michael Jackson more and more every day. And now we're finding out there were other similarities.

Her parents were right, but I knew that

kind heaven om the late show

creep wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am

kind heaven om the late show

I watched it last night...and surprisingly did not hate it. The stupid choreography was once again cringeworthy, but musically I actually enjoyed it.

67 seconds. Matching outfits...

The Emmy for Best Coreography Performed Live is a no-contest at this point.

Did you notice the very clever and subtle detail that when the lyrics of the song said “peace”, Etty and her disciples made the peace sign with their hands? It’s also a throwback to when Etty was a little girl living in a little Vietnamese village and she saw hundreds of US soldiers giving the peace sign to the locals.

Jesus Larry

I stopped at :15 seconds in.

Hokahey wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:00 am

creep wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am

kind heaven om the late show

I watched it last night...and surprisingly did not hate it. The stupid choreography was once again cringeworthy, but musically I actually enjoyed it.

really?

I think this is easily their worst song.

some of the better youtube comments

I think Perry's plastic surgeon removed too much edge

Yoko, please free Perry

Perry, stop this. Whatever your wife is telling you is wrong....

This song is a mess

This sucks. Sorry bro, but Ritual this is not.

His wife should probably stick to dancing too.

This is kinda sweet but She's off key or something. Pure ear bleed.

Machine Girl and Where ya Been are slightly catchy songs. They have another gig at Lolla and that's it right? Please please please say it's over.

creep wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:51 am

kind heaven om the late show

what the fuck is this bullshit? This is the very first "Kind Heaven" I've heard....

Pretty and Etty look like discount versions of Sonny and Cher that got made over on an episode of "Queer Eye"

everything about it is so mishmashed it almost looks like it almost seems non-organic. Like it was created by a clunky computer algorithm where you click a button and it creates a song and a band; string orchestra in formal attire, The "West-Hollywood Gayman Choir" doing background vocals in Neiman Marcus' spring pastel collection, generic "rock band" straight from central casting (long haired dude, Mohawk dude, Chris Chaney look alike on base??)...

The song itself is horrendous. If "taking three xanex before going to a 'progressive' christian ministries prayer session" had an audio equivalent it would be this song.

Who allowed this to happen? Like... I get the entire Perry and Etty dynamic, but there are supposed to be check and balances between the things they talk about doing at brunch and those things actually getting done? Like people, actual people, were involved with this... and I don't mean the other "artists" (and I use that term loosely), I get that a gig is a gig and as long as the check clears you're good. I mean the business people. How did this get financed... booked... produced... broadcasted...

How did this happen?

My guess is that nobody dares verbalise to Perry that he’s 98% doolali.

Lollapalooza money will fund anything Perry wants to do.

Apparently.

sinep wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:38 pm

everything about it is so mishmashed it almost looks like it almost seems non-organic. Like it was created by a clunky computer algorithm where you click a button and it creates a song and a band; string orchestra in formal attire, The "West-Hollywood Gayman Choir" doing background vocals in Neiman Marcus' spring pastel collection, generic "rock band" straight from central casting (long haired dude, Mohawk dude, Chris Chaney look alike on base??)...

He doesn't look anything like Chris Chaney

creep wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:29 pm

sinep wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:38 pm

everything about it is so mishmashed it almost looks like it almost seems non-organic. Like it was created by a clunky computer algorithm where you click a button and it creates a song and a band; string orchestra in formal attire, The "West-Hollywood Gayman Choir" doing background vocals in Neiman Marcus' spring pastel collection, generic "rock band" straight from central casting (long haired dude, Mohawk dude, Chris Chaney look alike on base??)...

He doesn't look anything like Chris Chaney

HAHAHAHAHA wait... according to google that might be chris chaney? I originally though it might be, but Chris was always so generic and vanilla I wasn't sure... I guess I assumed he would be too good for this? I actually got pissed off for a minute and started taking screen shots... i was going to post a side by side "wtf are you talking about creep, they both have the same exact look!"

I thought he had a hot career with other musicians and doing studio work? what the fuck is he doing being involved with "kind heaven...."

It's Chris Chaney.

Dan said on Dark Matter that Chris Chaney is "the musical director of Kind Heaven"

I assume that means he is the one coordinating what everyone is playing and singing.

guess what?? I bought the album (I'm a completist, so what could I do??). Listened to it a few times in the car.. Decided it isn't much of an album. Just a bunch of songs who don't seem to have much to do with each other. Sometimes it's leaning towards getting interesting but surely the second part of the album is just rubbish......, but why the fuck do 4 or 5 of these songs spontaniously keep comming up in my mind? Why do i find myself whisteling them?? Do they have some kind of quality which I don't seem to grab rationally?? Although it's weird to admit, but in a strange way some songs are quite catchy..... Is Perry maybe a genius in a way I can't jet understand?? Or maybe this is because I hardly listen to music these days and that it's logical that the few things I listen to seem to stick??