Scam Artists Targeting Older Men
- Essence_Smith
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Scam Artists Targeting Older Men
OLDER MEN ARE VICTIMS
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also August. 1st & 4th, twice on the 6th, 10th, 13th, 18th & 19th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)
(I usually hate this sorta thing, but I HAD to post this here...too funny)
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also August. 1st & 4th, twice on the 6th, 10th, 13th, 18th & 19th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)
(I usually hate this sorta thing, but I HAD to post this here...too funny)
- Pandemonium
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Re: Scam Artists Targeting Older Men
Yeah, and remember not to flash your hi-beam lights at oncoming cars in the middle of the night because that's a gang sign.Essence_Smith wrote:OLDER MEN ARE VICTIMS
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also August. 1st & 4th, twice on the 6th, 10th, 13th, 18th & 19th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)
(I usually hate this sorta thing, but I HAD to post this here...too funny)
I hope you don't buy into this nonsense.
- Essence_Smith
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Re: Scam Artists Targeting Older Men
It was clearly a JOKE...
- Pandemonium
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joke (jk)Essence_Smith wrote:It was clearly a JOKE...
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Fail.
- Essence_Smith
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Wow whadda comeback...
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I got it ES.
I guess the punchline about buying all the extra wallets was lost on Pandemonium.
I guess the punchline about buying all the extra wallets was lost on Pandemonium.
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Re: Scam Artists Targeting Older Men
I liked it.
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super old...but still classic how panda missed it i have no clue
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TB thinks it's a real warningPandemonium wrote:Yeah, and remember not to flash your hi-beam lights at oncoming cars in the middle of the night because that's a gang sign.Essence_Smith wrote:OLDER MEN ARE VICTIMS
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also August. 1st & 4th, twice on the 6th, 10th, 13th, 18th & 19th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)
(I usually hate this sorta thing, but I HAD to post this here...too funny)
I hope you don't buy into this nonsense.
- Pandemonium
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Re: Scam Artists Targeting Older Men
As long as you're laughing, I'll take the hit.sonny wrote:TB thinks it's a real warning
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True story: last night I was in Nashville waiting on a plane to fly me home. I was at a bar/grille in the airport called Gibson's--has a bunch of guitars as deco. I was looking at the menu and was close to the front entrance. Three women approached me. One asked if I could do her a favor. I figured they wanted me to take their picture, or something. I said, "sure." She then pulled the front of her shirt down to reveal her already ample cleavage and asked if I'd "motorboat" her. I was speechless. It took me a second to register what she meant. She laughed and they wandered off to catch their plane. Two men in suits raised their glasses to me. My wallet was intact but I was kind of pissed I hesitated. She wasn't the most attractive woman in the world, but it would have made for a better story if I followed through.
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Motorboating
When a man grabs his penis and sticks it through the crack between a woman's boobs as if he were doing the real thing.
Hey babe look at this! *sticks his wang in and starts shovin and motorboating
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i'm assuming that she meant the more innocent motorboating. if not that would have been pretty interesting. that definition makes no sense though.mockbee wrote:Motorboating
When a man grabs his penis and sticks it through the crack between a woman's boobs as if he were doing the real thing.
Hey babe look at this! *sticks his wang in and starts shovin and motorboating