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Re: Celebrity crush

#51 Post by Matz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:55 pm

the pics are fake by the way. The first one isn't her and the second one is courtesy of photo shop

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Re: Celebrity crush

#52 Post by chaos » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:59 pm

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal ... 54.html?nc
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is looking into who may be responsible for leaking private photos hacked from the cell phone of actress Scarlett Johansson.

The two photos allegedly depict Johansson in various stages of undress. An FBI official told Fox News, "The FBI is aware of the alleged hacking incident and is looking into it."

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Re: Celebrity crush

#53 Post by creep » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:03 pm

Matz wrote:the pics are fake by the way. The first one isn't her and the second one is courtesy of photo shop
i think you are wrong

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Re: Celebrity crush

#54 Post by creep » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:04 pm

chaos wrote:http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal ... 54.html?nc
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is looking into who may be responsible for leaking private photos hacked from the cell phone of actress Scarlett Johansson.

The two photos allegedly depict Johansson in various stages of undress. An FBI official told Fox News, "The FBI is aware of the alleged hacking incident and is looking into it."
nice to see that the govt is using their resources for such important work.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#55 Post by Jasper » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:37 pm

Matz wrote:the pics are fake by the way. The first one isn't her and the second one is courtesy of photo shop
Having used PS professionally and having countless hours over two decades drawing and painting nude women, often with a full-length mirror involved, I'd say that these are real.

The only way to disprove them is to show the source images which were shopped with her face, or show more pictures of (and identify) the model who is in the images. None of that is going to happen because the pictures are real. Her email being hacked was news some months back, and apparently involved the same hackers who leaked nude Blake Lively images.

tl;dr - They're real.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#56 Post by Matz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:32 pm

then why's Scarlett in the front of the picture looking down and 'her reflection' is looking slightly up at her phone? Also, her right arm isn't raised either. I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.

She's half Danish by the way

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Re: Celebrity crush

#57 Post by Artemis » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:34 pm

Matz wrote: I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.
:agree:

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Re: Celebrity crush

#58 Post by Turncoat » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:43 pm

You know... SJ was always one of those celebrities who I acknowledge being stunning and all that... but I'd never think about her...

I have to say... wow. If these are real... and, to me, it looks like they are... she's absolutely beautiful. That body, every part of it, is amazing. :thumb:

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Re: Celebrity crush

#59 Post by Artemis » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:46 pm

I think I read that she and Sean Penn are an item.

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#60 Post by Tyler Durden » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:47 pm

The Scarlett Johansson pics are REAL.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#61 Post by creep » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:52 pm

Artemis wrote:
Matz wrote: I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.
:agree:
they were on her phone and it's not a big deal. it's not like a sex tape.

by the way her reps confirmed that the pics are real

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Re: Celebrity crush

#62 Post by Jasper » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:55 pm

Matz wrote:then why's Scarlett in the front of the picture looking down and 'her reflection' is looking slightly up at her phone? Also, her right arm isn't raised either. I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.

She's half Danish by the way
I think it was already established that nudes were stolen from her. One thing is definitely established, and that's the fact that otherwise intelligent women love taking naked pictures of themselves. It's happened countless times. As for the second image:

1. Her head isn't down, her eyes are looking down.

2. You can't see what her right arm is doing. Pretend you're holding your cell phone out in front of you at head-level to take a picture. Your upper arm goes downward, not upward.

Angles do funny things.

If anyone wants to provide original images for the background and foreground of image #2, to show that they were spliced together, I'm all eyes.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#63 Post by Artemis » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:58 pm

creep wrote:
Artemis wrote:
Matz wrote: I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.
:agree:
they were on her phone and it's not a big deal. it's not like a sex tape.

by the way her reps confirmed that the pics are real
i wonder if she was sending those to Sean. did the reps say anything about that?

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Re: Celebrity crush

#64 Post by creep » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:00 pm

Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:
Artemis wrote:
Matz wrote: I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.
:agree:
they were on her phone and it's not a big deal. it's not like a sex tape.

by the way her reps confirmed that the pics are real
i wonder if she was sending those to Sean. did the reps say anything about that?
you really need to keep up on your celebrity gossip. they split up months ago.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#65 Post by Artemis » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:06 pm

creep wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:
Artemis wrote:
Matz wrote: I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.
:agree:
they were on her phone and it's not a big deal. it's not like a sex tape.

by the way her reps confirmed that the pics are real
i wonder if she was sending those to Sean. did the reps say anything about that?
you really need to keep up on your celebrity gossip. they split up months ago.
i need the embarrassed blushing smiley now. :lol:

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Re: Celebrity crush

#66 Post by JOEinPHX » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:36 pm

Tyler Durden wrote:The Scarlett Johansson pics are REAL.
it's True.

Her people are sending cease and desists notices to all sorts of sites that are hosting them

and someone matched the pattern on the wall behind her to the pattern on the wall of some story that was done inside her house.

They are legit.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#67 Post by JOEinPHX » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:38 pm

creep wrote:
Artemis wrote:
Matz wrote: I also think she's too smart to take pics like that and keep on her computer in this day and age, she's not a knucklehead like Lindsay lohan or someone like that.
:agree:
they were on her phone and it's not a big deal. it's not like a sex tape.

by the way her reps confirmed that the pics are real
Someone hacked Mila Kunis' phone too.

Unfortunately the only thing that was found were nudes of Justin Timberlake, which are now being shopped around. They must be good to have not just gotten a leak like SJ's did.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#68 Post by perkana » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:45 pm

I sure as hell don't want to see those pictures (Justin's) :jasper:

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Re: Celebrity crush

#69 Post by Bandit72 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:14 am

Six7Six7 wrote:
Tyler Durden wrote:The Scarlett Johansson pics are REAL.
it's True.

Her people are sending cease and desists notices to all sorts of sites that are hosting them

and someone matched the pattern on the wall behind her to the pattern on the wall of some story that was done inside her house.

They are legit.
Why couldn't someone have nicked better photos? Like one with a shampoo bottle up her arse. Or some bukkake shots? :lol:


P.S I'm joking


...maybe :bored: :hehe:

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Re: Celebrity crush

#70 Post by JOEinPHX » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:23 am

agreed. i am slightly unsatisfied with the angles at which they were taken. As a (female) friend of mine said while commenting about them "they aren't as good as I had hoped. slut it up bitch"

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Re: Celebrity crush

#71 Post by nausearockpig » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:04 am

yeah those boobies look better in clothes than out.. well you know what I mean...

mind you she's lying down but still...

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Re: Celebrity crush

#72 Post by JOEinPHX » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:10 am

nausearockpig wrote:yeah those boobies look better in clothes than out.. well you know what I mean...

mind you she's lying down but still...
i think lying on her side as well. it just flopped down and into the middle at that angle.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#73 Post by sinep » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:50 am

i have a picture of my wiener on my phone.

i wonder if anybody is going to hack it?

probably not.

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Re: Celebrity crush

#74 Post by nausearockpig » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:17 am

sinep wrote:i have a picture of my wiener on my phone.

i wonder if anybody is going to hack it?

probably not.
you should "hack" it, send it to one of those retarded celebrity sites like the one that leaked the SJ pics and say it's the cock of some relevant celebrity.. or something...

or not..

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Re: Celebrity crush

#75 Post by sinep » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:09 am

hmmmmm, i wonder which celebrity weiners my wiener could pass for?

probably anyone from jeffrey tambor, to mclovin from superbad.

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