Aint No Right

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:58 am**

According to Paste magazine...

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/list ... itter.html

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:28 pm**

Yoko and Diddy on there, but no Perry and Dave

Zooey Dechannel (an actress?) is on there too.

No Maynard (who is hilarious)? No Trent Reznor (who only tweets when he has something AWESOME to say)? No Josh Freese (also hilarious)

What a shit list.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:38 pm**

I can't think of 1 person worth following on twitter

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:20 am**

Xizen47 wrote:I can't think of 1 person worth following on twitter

There are hundreds. And none of them are famous.

But you probably are one of those people who says "twitter is dumb" anytime someone talks about it just because you don't understand it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:57 am**

Musicians? I got as far as Yoko Ono then closed the page.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:45 am**

Yoko and Diddy on there, but no Perry and Dave

i don't follow. should perry and dave be on the list for some reason because yoko and diddy are?

Zooey Dechannel (an actress?) is on there too.

you've never heard of "she and him?"

or the fact that she's an actress disqualifies her from the list?

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:48 pm**

sinep wrote:
Yoko and Diddy on there, but no Perry and Dave
i don't follow. should perry and dave be on the list for some reason because yoko and diddy are?

What has Yoko ever done for music besides give John Lennon a place to stick his dick in between shows?

Zooey Dechannel (an actress?) is on there too.
you've never heard of "she and him?"

No. Should i have? Are they some huge band tearing up the charts and putting out legendary albums?

Or is she just a cute face on some television show and takes a shitty alt country band on the road during her summers off?

or the fact that she's an actress disqualifies her from the list?

Well i don't see Kevin Bacon, Russel Crowe, Billy Bob Thornton, Keanu Reeves, or Steven Seigal on the list.

Shit, i don't even see the 2 people from Rilo Kiley who were moderately successful actors prior to being successful musicians.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:27 pm**

today there's the top 50 comedians to follow on twitter...

i was surprsied to see ruth buzzi on that list. didn't think she was still alive.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/list ... um=twitter

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:13 pm**

My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:42 pm**

Adurentibus Spina wrote:My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.

That sounds like it would be pretty hilarious I love his commentary on sports

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:50 pm**

Juana wrote:
Adurentibus Spina wrote:My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.
That sounds like it would be pretty hilarious I love his commentary on sports

Norm Macdonald
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"Hey, maybe I should do an endless string of Wolfman tweets and see how many followers I can bleed off": Me
20 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Norm Macdonald
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"Hey, I'm not looking for trouble here,": The San Diego Chicken
20 hours ago
Norm Macdonald
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"Why are everyone's eyes always filled with terror,": Frank, the coiled cobra
15 Aug
Norm Macdonald
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"I wonder if they would have prosecuted if he was an old, rich, white guy,": Punchline to my most important joke.
Norm Macdonald
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"Really, that's the best you guys could come up with? Seriously?": Bill "Nickname" Johnson.
8 Aug
Norm Macdonald
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All the deaf, dumb, and blind kids I know suck at pinball.
8 Aug
Norm Macdonald
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"ROAR": a mountain lion talking politics.
8 Aug

Here's one solid jag of awesome he went on a few days ago:

normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
I don't know who I hate more, me or my best friend.
7 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
Does anyone remember mirrors? I guess they seemed like a good idea at the time.
6 Aug
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Norm Macdonald
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I'm sure my dad will be back with that pack of cigarettes any day now.
6 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
I thought of a sitcom that would be ten times more popular than even the most popular one. That's right. Twenty-five men.
5 Aug
Norm Macdonald
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Call me old-fashioned but I liked the sitcoms from the fifties where insertion was simply implied.
5 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
Now that I've had this stupid lasik mine eyes can no longer see the glory of the coming of the Lord, just weird floaty things.
5 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?": Cop who forgot his radar gun at home.
5 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
"Hey, how come you look like Mac Davis all of a sudden," from blooper reel at end of The Sting Part 2.
5 Aug
Norm Macdonald
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"I figuratively laughed my head off.": Guy saying correct thing that is unpleasant to the ear.
5 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
Live slow, die old, and don't be so vain about your stupid corpse.
3 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
"I'll parlay God's existence with the Dodgers Under.": Pascal's latest wager.
2 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
"I think, therefore I am.": thoughtless remark by Descartes
2 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
I am still working around the clock to solve the baffling murder of Buddy Ebsen.
1 Aug
Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
If I had a nickel for every time I spelled adres correctly, I would have 35 cents.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:20 pm**

Adurentibus Spina wrote:My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.

i always felt like he tweeted too much due to not understanding. he would retweet someone's Q and then tweet his reply and it just got to be a clusterfuck. i had to unfollow.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:25 pm**

Artemis wrote:today there's the top 50 comedians to follow on twitter...

i was surprsied to see ruth buzzi on that list. didn't think she was still alive.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/list ... um=twitter

This list is slightly better.

But they still are choosing mostly "famous" names over the people who are actually worth reading.

@KellyOxford is a surprise to see on there. But @JennyJohnsonHi5 should be too. So should @PaulyPeligriso (sp?) and @robdelaney

These lists are like "hey, what celebs have twitter accounts? ok add them. Do we have enough? no? ok throw on some people who barely qualify"

These lists are clearly not put together by anyone who actually uses twitter.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:26 pm**

Six7Six7 wrote:
Adurentibus Spina wrote:My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.
i always felt like he tweeted too much due to not understanding. he would retweet someone's Q and then tweet his reply and it just got to be a clusterfuck. i had to unfollow.

He's very smart, just has a very odd sense of humour. I like him for some reason.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:31 pm**

Adurentibus Spina wrote:
Six7Six7 wrote:
Adurentibus Spina wrote:My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.
i always felt like he tweeted too much due to not understanding. he would retweet someone's Q and then tweet his reply and it just got to be a clusterfuck. i had to unfollow.
He's very smart, just has a very odd sense of humour. I like him for some reason.

Oh i totally LOVE norm. i have always followed his career. (even that terrible album of his that was 10 years in the making)

I just can't deal with his overtweeting. i don't follow enough people to break up the fact that he uses up like 50% of my feed.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:32 pm**

Six7Six7 wrote:
Adurentibus Spina wrote:
Six7Six7 wrote:
Adurentibus Spina wrote:My favourite Twitterer is Norm MacDonald. Before he got Sports Show he was live-tweeting watching shit on TV... hilarious.
i always felt like he tweeted too much due to not understanding. he would retweet someone's Q and then tweet his reply and it just got to be a clusterfuck. i had to unfollow.
He's very smart, just has a very odd sense of humour. I like him for some reason.
Oh i totally LOVE norm. i have always followed his career. (even that terrible album of his that was 10 years in the making)

I just can't deal with his overtweeting. i don't follow enough people to break up the fact that he uses up like 50% of my feed.

yeah norm is great but i had to unfollow him because of too many tweets

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:42 pm**

That makes me laugh in itself.

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:35 am**

Norm McDonald is one of my comedic heroes.

Did anyone see that Dennis Miller episode for an anniversary or something that was his show throughout time with Norm as the guest in every time period?

They would come out in clothes for the time period they were in, and Norm would tell a story relevant to that time period - but every story would end with Norm saying something like "So I showed them my cock."

Dennis Miller would just lose it every time. It's been many years since I saw it, but at the time I remember thinking it was hilarious.

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:19 am**

That comedy list is pretty good as for the music list the only one that interests me would be ?uestlove, as he usually has good stuff and is pretty well versed in different music types.

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