Secret Santa?

[Artemis]

I spy with my little eye...

a Canada Post truck in front of my window!


I wonder if there's a package for me??

[cricket_bows]

ALL THE HOT TEABAGGING ACTION YOU CAN STAND

Cricket_bows will have to post a pic when he actually makes some tea with it.

And Artemis is right, we will definitely need some wet teabagging pictures.

Alright, because it was in such demand, here's a picture of Larry's testicles going on their maiden voyage:

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ps: those are not my real lips
pps: I bought two of these posters back in '91 or '92 from a place called "The Rock Store" on Melrose Ave; they were advertised as UK subway posters... Bandit, do you remember these gracing the walls of Tube back in the day?
ppps: please, no fapping to my photo (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, LARRY B)

[Artemis]

Love the pic!

[Bandit72]

The poster is a familiar one, but I was never in London in the early 90"s. There are lots of places that sell old tube posters which is a pretty cool idea. Love the waistcoat!

[Larry B.]

Loved that.

[Artemis]

So, I was out doing a few errands this afternoon, and when I got back there was a box in front of my door!
I was a little nervous at first about approaching the box;normally, we do not have Sunday delivery service here. I guess Canada Post added extra shifts to deal with the holiday volume. Anyway, I checked the label and saw that it was from a lovely lady in the best borough in NYC- Queens!

My box of goodies:

A fabulous Queens tote black in purple and black. My favourite colour combinationn,btw. I always use tote bags for grocery shopping, so this will be well used.

Pepperidge Farm Milano Slices in Peppermint(Limited Edition). Can't wait to try these!

NYC CIty Taxi Drivers calendar. Someone on Facebook,maybe Romeo, or one of my other NYC area friends posted about it, and I considered ordering one for myself.

A little New York City notebook. I'm going to use it for my ideas and things I want to do and see in NYC when I go there in June for the Cure concert.

A book called The Pun Also Rises by John Pollack. I'll probably start reading it tonight.



Here's two different poses of all the loot.




This book is truly punderful! I'm going to work on some really excellent puns for my ANR family. You guys are in for a treat!




Mr October from the 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar




Thank you, Farrellgirl for your wonderful gifts. Each item is perfect for me. It's like you know me or something..

[nausearockpig]

Excellent stuff!! Great gifts FG!

[cricket_bows]

"From: Etty's Handbag"- you slay me, FG! Personalized and thoughtful, very nice!

[farrellgirl99]

Yay! So thrilled you liked them!

I flipped through the taxi calendar and I think my favorite is the woman holding the fan

Yay Secret Santa! By the way, CricketBows I will be opening yours soon, I am losing the will to wait to Christmas

[Warped]

That calendar is the shit, i read an article about it just yesterday. Great gifts
Next year i am in again.

[cricket_bows]

By the way, CricketBows I will be opening yours soon, I am losing the will to wait to Christmas

::Shia LaBeouf voice:: DO IT! I've been blown away by your willpower- you've lasted nine more days than I would have!

[Artemis]

[quote="Warped
Next year i am in again.[/quote]


Good! We missed you this year.

[Artemis]

By the way, CricketBows I will be opening yours soon, I am losing the will to wait to Christmas

::Shia LaBeouf voice:: DO IT! I've been blown away by your willpower- you've lasted nine more days than I would have!

Yeah! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

I'm tired of waiting, damn it!
You too Nausea, open your present!

(Sorry, guys. I've been indulging in some holiday cheer this afternoon. )

[nausearockpig]

By the way, CricketBows I will be opening yours soon, I am losing the will to wait to Christmas

::Shia LaBeouf voice:: DO IT! I've been blown away by your willpower- you've lasted nine more days than I would have!

Yeah! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

I'm tired of waiting, damn it!
You too Nausea, open your present!

(Sorry, guys. I've been indulging in some holiday cheer this afternoon. )

Fuck no, you ain't the boss o' me.. "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!!!" Three sleeps!

[Larry B.]

I haven't got my present yet. If it hasn't been delivered, it's because it currently can't be delivered. Which probably means it's not a regular present. Which means it's a car.

Thank you in advance, my lovely SS!

[SR]

I don't know where you are but it took forever for my stuff to get to Chile from LA.

[cricket_bows]

(Sorry, guys. I've been indulging in some holiday cheer this afternoon. )

Me likey tipsy Arty.

[Larry B.]

I don't know where you are but it took forever for my stuff to get to Chile from LA.

I'm in Edinburgh! I'm part of the civilised world now.

[Warped]

Not sure about that ...have you met Nessie btw?

[Larry B.]

It'll have to wait until next year...

[Mescal]

Ok, I finally gathered all the stuff for Secret Santa.

Sorry I’m a bit late, so it’ll be a new year’s rather than a Christmas present.

Will ship it on monday.

Merry Christmas everybody!!!

Ps: I haven’t received mine either yet

[blackula]

Mine went out yesterday, sorry for the lateness. Had another kid in November and had a hard time making it to the post office.

[farrellgirl99]

i havent been feeling well so my present actually made it unopened til christmas! but today i opened it and was super excited! thanks cricket! it's all wonderful!





i got some colorado goodies - chocolate, honey, and salsa! plus my doggie got peanut butter treats! And there was also an adorable doxie colorado flag sticker and a trent reznor saint candle! As a lapsed Catholic, I think this may bring me back to religion.

i can't wait to try all the goods! the honey is especially timely since ive been feeling under the weather.

candle close up:



after opening up my gifts, i figured my dog, Dewey, would want to eat his gift too:



my dog isn't very good with sitting still, but i think he's going to like it...



yup, he loves it



thanks again, cricket! the gifts were wonderful and so thoughtful. Dew and I thank you!! Merry Christmas!

[cricket_bows]

Agent 99:

So sorry to hear you weren't feeling well, but super stoked you liked the Colorado lovin'! I'm glad that last photo is of The Dew eating his cookie and not harking it back up on the carpet! Since you'll be back in the fold, be sure to say a little prayer for yours truly- I need all the help I can get! SAVE ME, ST TRENT!

Happy holidays to you FG, and everyone on ANR!

[Artemis]

Great gifts,Cricket! I love the Trent candle.
Pretty good for a Secret Santa newbie. You can participate again next year.

FG, cute pics of your doggie.