Spam that gets thru

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Re: Spam that gets thru

#26 Post by creep » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:30 pm

I got an email from the first lady today.
FROM MRS.DONALD JOHN TRUMP, LAST NOTICE

How are you today?

I am MRS.DONALD JOHN TRUMP and I am written to inform you about your Bank
Cheque Draft brought by the United state Embassy from the government of Nigeria
in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of $10.500
millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the delivery of your
funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address on Monday being 5th of
June 2017 to you as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your
cell phone number.

Bear in mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as
instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds successfully
from the white house to reduce the economy problems and I’m the only one that has your
funds in regard to my husband Mr.DONALD JOHN TRUMP and you will have to pay the
sum of $98.00 only before your Bank Cheque Draft will deliver to you on
Monday, the reason why the fee is required is to have your funds clearance
paper from the origin of the funds to avoid any harassment from the authority
and you are also expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by
Monday Morning news as soon as your fund is delivered to you.So you are urgent
advised to get back to me with your home address and also the payment
information today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $98 is
the only fee and final payment you have my assurance.

However, according to our agreement with the originated Nigeria, all our
communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my instruction
accordingly, even if you don’t have the $98 try to borrow it and send it
immediately because this is your life opportunity and I don’t want you to lose
the chance any more.Please I will advice you to urgent make the payment this
morning via western union or money gram money transfer to the listed cashier
information as instructed you by the originated authority. I will look forward
to received your email today with the payment to enable the origin secure the
required clearance papers required in Nigeria to deliver your funds.
Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in receipt
of the $98 payment.

Please find the payment data below to send the $98 via western union or money
gram.

Receiver Name: EDWIN IFEANYI
Address LAGOS NIGERIA
Question: for
Answer: good
Amount: $98.00
MTCN reference number…………
Sender Name………..
Sender’s Telephone……
Sender’s Address……..

I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

Regards

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Re: Spam that gets thru

#27 Post by nausearockpig » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:25 pm

Hahahah

Forward it to the white house asking for confirmation.

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#28 Post by chaos » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:06 am

Received this today:

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#29 Post by Pandemonium » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:49 pm

"Fraud Stars" would be a great name for a band.

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#30 Post by nausearockpig » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:02 pm

Pandemonium wrote:"Fraud Stars" would be a great name for a band.
:lolol:

I thought the same thing.

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#31 Post by creep » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:22 pm

All of a sudden I got three gmail messages today from girls that are in love with me. I usually do not get these very often.

This one is Anita. She wants to share happiness with me.
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This is Dede. She says she is my soulmate
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This is Juliana. She thinks I am handsome.
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I'm not sure which one to choose.

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#32 Post by Artemis » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:44 pm

:lol: Go for all of them, creep. Perk will be jealous though.

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#33 Post by nausearockpig » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:44 pm

You would be a fool to not reply immediately.

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#34 Post by Larry B. » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:45 am

Go for Dede.

If that's the first picture she sends you, I'm sure the next one will have she and Anita getting it on.

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#35 Post by perkana » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:08 pm

Anita!!! :lol:

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#36 Post by creep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:40 am

Something happened..I now keep getting these emails.

Fati is not a great name for a girl. Her brown eye caught my interest.
My name is fati haruna from 32 yrs old single never married with no kids And I am live with my granny .. I have a black hair, brown eye, 5'6ft tall, 128 pounds, I am a,and I have a measurement of 34C-24-36 and am Am looking for a very handsome and nice man. I am a caring and honest lady seeking for a man to share the rest of my life with.if you are interest mail me on ( caringwoman119@gmail . com )
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The chunky white deodorant isn't a great look.
How are you doing well am Addi Sabrina looking for a soul mate and would like to know more about you and also what you looking for on here if only you interested in me and also send me some pics also..Can you send me invite on hangout also if you want us to get more serious to each other please....
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#37 Post by Mescal » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:52 pm

You watch too much porn

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#38 Post by creep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:55 pm

Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn
Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.

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#39 Post by wally » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:57 pm

creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn
Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.
in a theater then?
:no:

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#40 Post by Pandemonium » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:49 pm

wally wrote:
creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn
Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.
in a theater then?
:no:
They still put that stuff out on dvd and blu-ray by the thousands every month.

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#41 Post by sinep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:47 pm

creep wrote:
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The chunky white deodorant isn't a great look.

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I went on a first date with a woman once who was wearing a spaghetti strap and had just used a wad of kleenex to dry her pits before meeting up with me. (it was a very hot day)

she had all sorts of little white pieces of kleenex in her pits. every time she lifted her arms up i would cringe.

such a turn off. we never saw each other again. I'm not sure if it was because I was turned off by her pits or because of the 100000 things she probably found disgusting about me. :noclue: :boobs:

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#42 Post by creep » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:17 pm

This one was amusing. She is the whitest African ever.
Dear let me start introducing my self to you.. My name is Hanna from Greater Accra Region Ghana West Africa 33yrs old single never married with no kids.. I have a black hair brown eye, 5'6ft tall 128 pounds I am a Ghanaian,and I have a measurement of 34C-24-36 and am Am looking for a very handsome and nice man. I am a caring and honest lady seeking for a man to share the rest of my life with.
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#43 Post by Mescal » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:12 am

creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn
Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.
What do you use internet for then?

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#44 Post by kv » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:42 am

Ya explain creep...do you have a betamax collection? Or laserdisc!

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#45 Post by kv » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:42 am

Wall projector?

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#46 Post by creep » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:19 am

:lol:

OK I will clarify my porn watching habits.

What I should of said is that I don't stream it. I torrent stuff and download it from a trusted site so I don't bounce around the internet picking up malware and viruses. :noclue:

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