Spam that gets thru

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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby sinep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:47 pm

creep wrote:
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The chunky white deodorant isn't a great look.

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I went on a first date with a woman once who was wearing a spaghetti strap and had just used a wad of kleenex to dry her pits before meeting up with me. (it was a very hot day)

she had all sorts of little white pieces of kleenex in her pits. every time she lifted her arms up i would cringe.

such a turn off. we never saw each other again. I'm not sure if it was because I was turned off by her pits or because of the 100000 things she probably found disgusting about me. :noclue: :boobs:
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:17 pm

This one was amusing. She is the whitest African ever.

Dear let me start introducing my self to you.. My name is Hanna from Greater Accra Region Ghana West Africa 33yrs old single never married with no kids.. I have a black hair brown eye, 5'6ft tall 128 pounds I am a Ghanaian,and I have a measurement of 34C-24-36 and am Am looking for a very handsome and nice man. I am a caring and honest lady seeking for a man to share the rest of my life with.


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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Mescal » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:12 am

creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn


Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.


What do you use internet for then?
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby kv » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:42 am

Ya explain creep...do you have a betamax collection? Or laserdisc!
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby kv » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:42 am

Wall projector?
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:19 am

:lol:

OK I will clarify my porn watching habits.

What I should of said is that I don't stream it. I torrent stuff and download it from a trusted site so I don't bounce around the internet picking up malware and viruses. :noclue:
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