Spam that gets thru

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Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:15 pm

Every once in a while, some spam gets through Gmail's filters so I thought it'd be fun to showcase it here, and if anyone actually wastes time replying to any messages they get, then this could be fun to show and see too.. I didn't want to fill up my Photobucket with this crap so I found http://postimg.org/. Save to PC, click that link, upload and get links.

So in the interests of said fun, here's one I got today:

From: Amamatu Osman <amamatuosman1@gmail.com>
My name is Amass and am single female never married and have no kids. I am willing to meet the right man who i can spend the rest of my life with him. I'm tired of being lonely and that's why i decided to join this dating stuff and this is my first time. Well i choose to talk to you because i went through your profile and i really do like your profile that's why i choose to talk to you and i will like it a lot if you dont mind.am that easy going type, adventurous, romantic, ambitious and have a very good sense of humor...As most people I do not like to tell about myself, but people, who are close to me, say that I am open and kind person. Also I am a very affectionate, caring, nice and tender woman. At the same time I am easy-going, curious, and ready for any kind of changes am looking for a gallant man who I can rely on! He has to be reliable and I hope he will not give me a reason to be sad being with him. He always knows what he wants.if you think you are the right one,this is my email as well.Is my pleasure to send you this mail hope to read back from you soon


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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:52 pm

every now and then i look through my spam just for fun. i just looked and this scam is pretty smart. they are asking for too much though. 2btc is $900. they should ask for $25. if someone is cheating and they get this i can see someone fall for this.

You are EXPOSED
Hey!

I would like to tell you that Ashley Madison was recently hacked, and now I have all the information about your online affairs and even the cheatings you did ;) I have located all your social networking and dating website profiles, and using this I am going to send message to all of your friends and family members about this.

Well, for sure, you would feel ashamed if I tell your family members and friends about this, and it would be even more worse, when you meet them face to face. Wondering how to prevent me from doing this? Its simple, you need to send just 2 Bitcoin (i.e Two BTC) to the following Bitcoin address:

1BXgGTQdNfPp9LtUr895VFqu8WVTtkmNvh

You may be wondering why should you and what will prevent other people from doing the same, in short you can now delete your social and dating accounts. So go ahead and give it a try. Do you think, you can get away so easily? I have already saved a copy of your profiles, pics, chat logs, and even the contact details of your relatives and friends.

To send a Bitcoin, you can use sites like CoinBase. If I do not receive the Bitcoin in the next 48 hours, I am going to contact all of your friends and relatives and post your profiles, pics, etc all ONLINE. Oh! I didnt tell you, that I know where you live and hangout, did I?

Just think if you are in committed relationship how this will affect your social standing amongst your friends, family members and others. Your countdown is started.

Good Luck!
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:54 pm

according to my spam i have won or inherited billions of dollars and i need boner pills.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:58 pm

creep wrote:according to my spam i have won or inherited billions of dollars and i need boner pills.


You need the boner pills cos of all the sex you'll be making with of all the ladies you'll be attracting with your billions.... Cause and effect bro.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby cricket_bows » Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:41 am

nausearockpig wrote:
From: Amamatu Osman <amamatuosman1@gmail.com>
My name is Amass and am single female never married and have no kids. I am willing to meet the right man who i can spend the rest of my life with him. I'm tired of being lonely and that's why i decided to join this dating stuff and this is my first time. Well i choose to talk to you because i went through your profile and i really do like your profile that's why i choose to talk to you and i will like it a lot if you dont mind.am that easy going type, adventurous, romantic, ambitious and have a very good sense of humor...As most people I do not like to tell about myself, but people, who are close to me, say that I am open and kind person. Also I am a very affectionate, caring, nice and tender woman. At the same time I am easy-going, curious, and ready for any kind of changes am looking for a gallant man who I can rely on! He has to be reliable and I hope he will not give me a reason to be sad being with him. He always knows what he wants.if you think you are the right one,this is my email as well.Is my pleasure to send you this mail hope to read back from you soon



I wrote her and she doesn't like mustard; no wonder she's lonely.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:59 pm

cricket_bows wrote:
nausearockpig wrote:
From: Amamatu Osman <amamatuosman1@gmail.com>
My name is Amass and am single female never married and have no kids. I am willing to meet the right man who i can spend the rest of my life with him. I'm tired of being lonely and that's why i decided to join this dating stuff and this is my first time. Well i choose to talk to you because i went through your profile and i really do like your profile that's why i choose to talk to you and i will like it a lot if you dont mind.am that easy going type, adventurous, romantic, ambitious and have a very good sense of humor...As most people I do not like to tell about myself, but people, who are close to me, say that I am open and kind person. Also I am a very affectionate, caring, nice and tender woman. At the same time I am easy-going, curious, and ready for any kind of changes am looking for a gallant man who I can rely on! He has to be reliable and I hope he will not give me a reason to be sad being with him. He always knows what he wants.if you think you are the right one,this is my email as well.Is my pleasure to send you this mail hope to read back from you soon



I wrote her and she doesn't like mustard; no wonder she's lonely.


you should send her a pic of your "hot dog" with mustard, then I'm sure she'll like it....
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby cricket_bows » Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:13 pm

something something FOOTLONG
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:52 pm

i got this one today and it included a picture. i saw that there was some sort of watermark on the picture so i did a reverse google image search and that is a picture of porn star monique symone. a porn star wants to be my girlfriend!

Hii Handsome, hope you are doing well. I’m Dhaisy, I've been never married with no kids … I've been alone for three years now and I looking forward to find my soul mate this time around and I decided to give it a try. A friend introduced me to this online thing and it would great I find my Partner here since he did too. had any luck yet?

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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:55 pm

excellent. I assume you have her your home address and bought her a plane ticket from wherever she is to your place?
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:56 pm

i've always wanted to respond to one to see how long it takes to ask for money.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Nov 11, 2015 3:00 pm

do it. maybe thru a throwaway email address though? then post the whole thing here for us to enjoy.

Surely no one would actually fall for these things though?
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:21 am

Got another one today...

From: Topface <noreply@topface.com>
Subject: lara left you a message
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♥lara
left you a message


But then there are two buttons: Read It & Find Out More.. Both unfortunately take me to a screen that I have to log into :-(
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby perkana » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:59 pm

I've gotten hook up requests before, but this is my first :lol:
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:19 pm

Another one came thru today, just in time for Satan'sDay...

From: cleanheart115@gmail.com
Subject: Hello
My name is Lovely imar and I'm 33 yrs old, Both an American and Ghanaian female, single and lonely , no kids, 5-7 ft tall, 130 lbs.Black hair,body type average and am living with my mom,in a logical house over here in Ghana .I was born in Ghana and raised in Ghana,I lived Ghana almost all my life, and i lost my father some years back ...


Sadly no picture on this one.


PS you guys suck at this game.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Artemis » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:35 pm

nausearockpig wrote:

PS you guys suck at this game.



The spam I get is mostly for Viagra and Cialis.


Regarding your new friend from Ghana, what did she mean by a "logical house" ? :lol:
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:49 pm

Artemis wrote:Regarding your new friend from Ghana, what did she mean by a "logical house" ? :lol:


I'm not sure, but it's a thing. I googled it and quite a few listings came up saying the same thing - "living with mother in a logical house".. It could be a mis-translation or something of a local tradition where a young single person lives with their mother?

I'm guessing it's NOT one of these though http://logicalhomes.com/1/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=88&Itemid=113
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:08 pm

Got another one the other day, sadly no pic....

From Salma Woolam <salmawoolam@gmail.com>
Hi..sorry if i caught on you unannounced but i just couldn't resist the temptation of getting in touch with you to know more about you after i was lucky to have found your address in a dating site i got registered on by a friend of mine.I am a single lady with no kids and never being married off British decent but now living in Ghana.I will like to form a relationship based on trust,loyalty and respect but not lies and deception.I have a strong Christian be lives and marriage is something i look forward to.I hope we can take a chance with each other and see what the good lord has in store for us..Have a lovely day and hope to hear from you soon.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby perkana » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:36 pm

Artemis wrote:
nausearockpig wrote:

PS you guys suck at this game.



The spam I get is mostly for Viagra and Cialis.

Same here...or dick enhancement. I only get fuckbuddy requests. They all say in summary: "I'm h()rny, are you? Let's fuck".
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Artemis » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:00 pm

In my spam mail I just got this message. :yikes: :lol:

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My nicknٗame i̓s Terri-jolmsw :-S
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