Spam that gets thru

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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:32 pm

Holy crap that's outsanding!

Click the "profile" link....... I did and that was a hilarious thing to do.. just don't do it at work!
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:22 pm

From: Chatstar <info@notice.chatstar.com>

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If you received this email in error and did not sign up for a Chatstar account you can simply ignore this email -- No account will be activated and no further emails will be sent to you."

BORING
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:46 pm

This one didn't get thru but must get points for originality!!!

From: Mr. X <alex2016@xspedius.net>

Attention!!!

I am Agent Grace anderson of the cyber intelligence unit of the International Police. The nature of my job deals with protecting innocent and unsuspecting individuals from Internet and Cyber criminals who send fake and false emails regarding business transactions to receive money through the Internet. Some of these transactions are real and Legal but most of them are fakes and schemed used to deceive people to send money and yet receive nothing.


That noted, i will need your honest co-operation I will advise you to always forward any mails you receive from anyone regarding receiving money via the Internet so i can make investigations on it and find out if its real and Legal or fake. This action is for your own good,

Please at the moment stop every communication and email exchange with anyone online and also this applies to you. Do not give out your information to just about anyone who might send you email asking for your details...Make sure when you receive any emails, forward it to me for investigation and if its Legal and real i will let you know. I hope this is clearly understood, I will be waiting for your response soon. One more thing, do not let these fraudsters know we are in contact with you or else we will not be able to track them.

The International Criminal Police Organization, or INTERPOL, is a non-governmental organization facilitating international police cooperation and scam in the country and outside the country,


Thank you for your co-operation in this fight against Internet Fraud and Scam.

Regards,

Grace anderson
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Artemis » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:05 am

I just got an email that I owe $489 for negligent driving. Funny, I don't drive or have a driver's license. :lol:

From:Florencia Gerdsen mortinezlvfq6@outlook.com

You have been registered with a driver’s violation:
Cause: negligent driving

Violation No: 032047294

Date of violation: 27/11/2016

Amount due: 489 $C

This documentation will be forwarded by mail to your address. However you can check it now, please click here Driver_Photo_Proof-2334420.

The fine must be honoured within the statutory period of up to 05.12.2016. This is an automated message, please do not reply.


I didn't click the link.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:46 pm

Ha! excellent. take a picture of a turd and send that to them!
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:30 pm

I got an email from the first lady today.

FROM MRS.DONALD JOHN TRUMP, LAST NOTICE

How are you today?

I am MRS.DONALD JOHN TRUMP and I am written to inform you about your Bank
Cheque Draft brought by the United state Embassy from the government of Nigeria
in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of $10.500
millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the delivery of your
funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address on Monday being 5th of
June 2017 to you as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your
cell phone number.

Bear in mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as
instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds successfully
from the white house to reduce the economy problems and I’m the only one that has your
funds in regard to my husband Mr.DONALD JOHN TRUMP and you will have to pay the
sum of $98.00 only before your Bank Cheque Draft will deliver to you on
Monday, the reason why the fee is required is to have your funds clearance
paper from the origin of the funds to avoid any harassment from the authority
and you are also expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by
Monday Morning news as soon as your fund is delivered to you.So you are urgent
advised to get back to me with your home address and also the payment
information today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $98 is
the only fee and final payment you have my assurance.

However, according to our agreement with the originated Nigeria, all our
communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my instruction
accordingly, even if you don’t have the $98 try to borrow it and send it
immediately because this is your life opportunity and I don’t want you to lose
the chance any more.Please I will advice you to urgent make the payment this
morning via western union or money gram money transfer to the listed cashier
information as instructed you by the originated authority. I will look forward
to received your email today with the payment to enable the origin secure the
required clearance papers required in Nigeria to deliver your funds.
Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in receipt
of the $98 payment.

Please find the payment data below to send the $98 via western union or money
gram.

Receiver Name: EDWIN IFEANYI
Address LAGOS NIGERIA
Question: for
Answer: good
Amount: $98.00
MTCN reference number…………
Sender Name………..
Sender’s Telephone……
Sender’s Address……..

I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

Regards
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:25 pm

Hahahah

Forward it to the white house asking for confirmation.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby chaos » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:06 am

Received this today:

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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Pandemonium » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:49 pm

"Fraud Stars" would be a great name for a band.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:02 pm

Pandemonium wrote:"Fraud Stars" would be a great name for a band.


:lolol:

I thought the same thing.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:22 pm

All of a sudden I got three gmail messages today from girls that are in love with me. I usually do not get these very often.

This one is Anita. She wants to share happiness with me.

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This is Dede. She says she is my soulmate

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This is Juliana. She thinks I am handsome.

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I'm not sure which one to choose.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Artemis » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:44 pm

:lol: Go for all of them, creep. Perk will be jealous though.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby nausearockpig » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:44 pm

You would be a fool to not reply immediately.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Larry B. » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:45 am

Go for Dede.

If that's the first picture she sends you, I'm sure the next one will have she and Anita getting it on.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby perkana » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:08 pm

Anita!!! :lol:
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:40 am

Something happened..I now keep getting these emails.

Fati is not a great name for a girl. Her brown eye caught my interest.

My name is fati haruna from 32 yrs old single never married with no kids And I am live with my granny .. I have a black hair, brown eye, 5'6ft tall, 128 pounds, I am a,and I have a measurement of 34C-24-36 and am Am looking for a very handsome and nice man. I am a caring and honest lady seeking for a man to share the rest of my life with.if you are interest mail me on ( caringwoman119@gmail . com )


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The chunky white deodorant isn't a great look.

How are you doing well am Addi Sabrina looking for a soul mate and would like to know more about you and also what you looking for on here if only you interested in me and also send me some pics also..Can you send me invite on hangout also if you want us to get more serious to each other please....


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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Mescal » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:52 pm

You watch too much porn
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby creep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:55 pm

Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn


Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby wally » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:57 pm

creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn


Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.

in a theater then?
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Re: Spam that gets thru

Postby Pandemonium » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:49 pm

wally wrote:
creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:You watch too much porn


Probably true ...but I don't watch porn online so that isn't why I keep getting them.

in a theater then?
:no:


They still put that stuff out on dvd and blu-ray by the thousands every month.
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