What made your day today?

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Re: What made your day today?

#3781 Post by nausearockpig » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:10 am

surely if your aunt is getting a divorce, she'll need a gentleman caller to "soothe" her...

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Re: What made your day today?

#3782 Post by Larry B. » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:30 am

You're fired.

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Re: What made your day today?

#3783 Post by nausearockpig » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:55 am

Larry B. wrote:You're fired.
You're only saying that cos you didn't think if it first......

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Re: What made your day today?

#3784 Post by crater » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:35 pm

I got a Wun Wun full of arrows Pop

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Re: What made your day today?

#3785 Post by Juana » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:53 am

The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:

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#3786 Post by Pandemonium » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:22 pm

Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.

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#3787 Post by nausearockpig » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:53 am

Pandemonium wrote:
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.
It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahh

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#3788 Post by Juana » Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:27 am

nausearockpig wrote:
Pandemonium wrote:
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.
It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahh
Actually it is neither but yeah they (we, I wrote some of the music) made it up the chain :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: it's also satire about the current situation we're in fun stuff

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Re: What made your day today?

#3789 Post by Juana » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:42 am

I just saw the rev Billy Fucking Gibbons and Slash. Life Is Good. :rockon:

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#3790 Post by creep » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:11 pm

Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:

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#3791 Post by Larry B. » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:47 pm

creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
Was your dick sore after masturbating with two $50 bills?

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Re: What made your day today?

#3792 Post by Artemis » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:57 pm

creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.

The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head. :lol:


Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks

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Re: What made your day today?

#3793 Post by creep » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:38 pm

Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.

The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head. :lol:


Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
That is a record for found money for me. My previous high was $40 that an ATM spit out by some malfunction. I figured that bank wouldn't have a big investigation over only $40.

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#3794 Post by wally » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:59 pm

Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!
:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.

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Re: What made your day today?

#3795 Post by Artemis » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:06 am

wally wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!
:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.
:lol: i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.

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Re: What made your day today?

#3796 Post by Hype » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:12 am

Artemis wrote:
wally wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!
:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.
:lol: i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.
It comes from the fact that in Canada we get drunk at parties and toss lucky people as close to a big post stuck in the ground as we can. I'm really bad at it.

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Re: What made your day today?

#3797 Post by crater » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:44 pm

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Re: What made your day today?

#3798 Post by tvrec » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:03 pm

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hear, motherfucking hear!

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Re: What made your day today?

#3799 Post by SR » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:55 am

Hear, hear

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Re: What made your day today?

#3800 Post by perkana » Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:03 pm

The Mexican president is sooo stupid that he said on t.v., while doing his "rescue" work, that he and his team were about a minute...no less, five minutes away of landing in Oaxaca.


Of course, there were a lot of jokes about it: "I'm about to finish school in a year, no wait, it's less...in five" and so on. However, what made my day was this hilarious mathematical demonstration in which five is less than one.
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