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Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:10 am
by nausearockpig
surely if your aunt is getting a divorce, she'll need a gentleman caller to "soothe" her...

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:30 am
by Larry B.
You're fired.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:55 am
by nausearockpig
Larry B. wrote:You're fired.
You're only saying that cos you didn't think if it first......

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:35 pm
by crater
I got a Wun Wun full of arrows Pop

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Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:53 am
by Juana
The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:22 pm
by Pandemonium
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:53 am
by nausearockpig
Pandemonium wrote:
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.
It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahh

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:27 am
by Juana
nausearockpig wrote:
Pandemonium wrote:
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.
It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahh
Actually it is neither but yeah they (we, I wrote some of the music) made it up the chain :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: it's also satire about the current situation we're in fun stuff

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:42 am
by Juana
I just saw the rev Billy Fucking Gibbons and Slash. Life Is Good. :rockon:

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:11 pm
by creep
Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:47 pm
by Larry B.
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
Was your dick sore after masturbating with two $50 bills?

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:57 pm
by Artemis
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.

The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head. :lol:


Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:38 pm
by creep
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.

The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head. :lol:


Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
That is a record for found money for me. My previous high was $40 that an ATM spit out by some malfunction. I figured that bank wouldn't have a big investigation over only $40.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:59 pm
by wally
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!
:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:06 am
by Artemis
wally wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!
:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.
:lol: i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:12 am
by Hype
Artemis wrote:
wally wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!
:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.
:lol: i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.
It comes from the fact that in Canada we get drunk at parties and toss lucky people as close to a big post stuck in the ground as we can. I'm really bad at it.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:44 pm
by crater
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Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:03 pm
by tvrec
crater wrote:Image
hear, motherfucking hear!

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:55 am
by SR
Hear, hear

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:03 pm
by perkana
The Mexican president is sooo stupid that he said on t.v., while doing his "rescue" work, that he and his team were about a minute...no less, five minutes away of landing in Oaxaca.


Of course, there were a lot of jokes about it: "I'm about to finish school in a year, no wait, it's less...in five" and so on. However, what made my day was this hilarious mathematical demonstration in which five is less than one.
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Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:19 pm
by kv
I closed escrow on my house today...finally got off my ass and sold it.

It's bittersweet in a way, it is the first and only place I ever had on my own...I moved in with my best friend when we were 22 year old kids...I later bought it from my landlord and have lived there for 25 years...a fucking shit ton of memories in that old house

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:11 pm
by creep
kv wrote:I closed escrow on my house today...finally got off my ass and sold it.

It's bittersweet in a way, it is the first and only place I ever had on my own...I moved in with my best friend when we were 22 year old kids...I later bought it from my landlord and have lived there for 25 years...a fucking shit ton of memories in that old house
Are you going to move out of state?

You have to buy something dumb with that big fat deposit in your account you just got. Jet Ski? Range Rover? Harley? boat? big fat gold chain? Rolex???

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:12 pm
by Larry B.
ANR servers and bandwidth for 100,000 years.

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:23 pm
by kv
Staying in So Cal...Idaho? maybe one day but super back burner now...Stoked to be staying

Re: What made your day today?

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:17 pm
by Juana
kv wrote:I closed escrow on my house today...finally got off my ass and sold it.

It's bittersweet in a way, it is the first and only place I ever had on my own...I moved in with my best friend when we were 22 year old kids...I later bought it from my landlord and have lived there for 25 years...a fucking shit ton of memories in that old house
Still waiting to get that feeling with my Big Sur property, though I chose to settle in the ATX area namely because it has everything I want (except beach but a rad surf park) and 1/3rd the price