Re: What made your day today?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:10 am
surely if your aunt is getting a divorce, she'll need a gentleman caller to "soothe" her...
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You're only saying that cos you didn't think if it first......Larry B. wrote:You're fired.
He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now.
It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahhPandemonium wrote:He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now.
Actually it is neither but yeah they (we, I wrote some of the music) made it up the chain it's also satire about the current situation we're in fun stuffnausearockpig wrote:It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahhPandemonium wrote:He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now.
Was your dick sore after masturbating with two $50 bills?creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am.
Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am.
That is a record for found money for me. My previous high was $40 that an ATM spit out by some malfunction. I figured that bank wouldn't have a big investigation over only $40.Artemis wrote:Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am.
The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head.
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
that seems pretty unlucky to me.Artemis wrote:Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am.
i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.wally wrote:that seems pretty unlucky to me.Artemis wrote:Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am.
It comes from the fact that in Canada we get drunk at parties and toss lucky people as close to a big post stuck in the ground as we can. I'm really bad at it.Artemis wrote:i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.wally wrote:that seems pretty unlucky to me.Artemis wrote:Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am.
hear, motherfucking hear!crater wrote:
Are you going to move out of state?kv wrote:I closed escrow on my house today...finally got off my ass and sold it.
It's bittersweet in a way, it is the first and only place I ever had on my own...I moved in with my best friend when we were 22 year old kids...I later bought it from my landlord and have lived there for 25 years...a fucking shit ton of memories in that old house
Still waiting to get that feeling with my Big Sur property, though I chose to settle in the ATX area namely because it has everything I want (except beach but a rad surf park) and 1/3rd the pricekv wrote:I closed escrow on my house today...finally got off my ass and sold it.
It's bittersweet in a way, it is the first and only place I ever had on my own...I moved in with my best friend when we were 22 year old kids...I later bought it from my landlord and have lived there for 25 years...a fucking shit ton of memories in that old house