My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/
(SFW-ish)
All data obtained while subjects' penis is in erection.
Average penis lenght:
1. Congo (7.1 in) (17,93 cm)
42. Denmark (6 in) (15,29 cm) <-- self-reported, so substract 2 inches from that value
64. Chile (5.7 in) (14,59 cm)
82. UK (5.5 in) (13,97 cm)
?. Canada (5.4 in) (13,92 cm)
98. USA (5.1 in) (12,90 cm)
112. China (4.2 in) (10,89 cm)
Average penis girth:
1. Cameroon (6.1 in) (15,59 cm)
Chile (4.7 in) (12,16 cm)
USA (4.7 in) (11,95 cm)
UK (4.6 in) (11,83 cm)
Denmark (4.6 in) (11,75 cm)
Canada (4.5 in) (11,60 cm)
Last. Thailand (3.5 in) (8,99 cm)
And for a quick reference, you can print out this:
So, in summation: all hail Matz. Until someone from Congo shows up.
(SFW-ish)
All data obtained while subjects' penis is in erection.
Average penis lenght:
1. Congo (7.1 in) (17,93 cm)
42. Denmark (6 in) (15,29 cm) <-- self-reported, so substract 2 inches from that value
64. Chile (5.7 in) (14,59 cm)
82. UK (5.5 in) (13,97 cm)
?. Canada (5.4 in) (13,92 cm)
98. USA (5.1 in) (12,90 cm)
112. China (4.2 in) (10,89 cm)
Average penis girth:
1. Cameroon (6.1 in) (15,59 cm)
Chile (4.7 in) (12,16 cm)
USA (4.7 in) (11,95 cm)
UK (4.6 in) (11,83 cm)
Denmark (4.6 in) (11,75 cm)
Canada (4.5 in) (11,60 cm)
Last. Thailand (3.5 in) (8,99 cm)
And for a quick reference, you can print out this:
So, in summation: all hail Matz. Until someone from Congo shows up.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
So Matz is the Penis King of ANR.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
it's all about the girth and we have the girth. go usa.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
There's only a centimeter and a half between Chile and the USA. The error margins on the averages by country are probably larger than that.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
I knew you would say something like that, Mr. 67 millimeters less than me.
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Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Don't matter how big it is if you don't know what you're doing (says man from UK)
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Pics or shut the fuck up.
People with big dicks don't brag to other dudes, they go stick it in hot bitches.
People with big dicks don't brag to other dudes, they go stick it in hot bitches.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Six7Six7 wrote:Pics or shut the fuck up.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
i have a long wiener.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Wise wordsblackcoffee wrote:Don't matter how big it is if you don't know what you're doing (says man from UK)
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
i've never known what to do.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
My dads grandmother's uncle was Congolese.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Unless he knocked up your dad's grandmother, you're still an average UK citizen...Bandit72 wrote:My dads grandmother's uncle was Congolese.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Larry B. wrote:http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/
(SFW-ish)
All data obtained while subjects' penis is in erection.
Average penis lenght:
1. Congo (7.1 in) (17,93 cm)
42. Denmark (6 in) (15,29 cm) <-- self-reported, so substract 2 inches from that value
64. Chile (5.7 in) (14,59 cm)
82. UK (5.5 in) (13,97 cm)
?. Canada (5.4 in) (13,92 cm)
98. USA (5.1 in) (12,90 cm)
112. China (4.2 in) (10,89 cm)
Average penis girth:
1. Cameroon (6.1 in) (15,59 cm)
Chile (4.7 in) (12,16 cm)
USA (4.7 in) (11,95 cm)
UK (4.6 in) (11,83 cm)
Denmark (4.6 in) (11,75 cm)
Canada (4.5 in) (11,60 cm)
Last. Thailand (3.5 in) (8,99 cm)
And for a quick reference, you can print out this:
So, in summation: all hail Matz. Until someone from Congo shows up.
haha, thanks Larry! How nice, this must beat being the number one poster on ANR by a mile!
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
He might have done, IN MY IMAGINATIONLarry B. wrote:Unless he knocked up your dad's grandmother, you're still an average UK citizen...Bandit72 wrote:My dads grandmother's uncle was Congolese.
Anyway, I'm not 100% English. My mother is French and my dad's Welsh so where does that put me?
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
I'm no expert, but I can guess French + Welsh = Chinese. Sorry, mate...
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
As Artemis said: Penis King of ANR. If I were you, I'd ask for demand that bumper sticker.Matz wrote: haha, thanks Larry! How nice, this must beat being the number one poster on ANR by a mile!
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
Larry B. wrote:I'm no expert, but I can guess French + Welsh = Chinese. Sorry, mate...
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
I'm a little worried that statistically my penis couldn't circle an average Cameroonian's schlong. That vision also scares me. My poor, caucasian, tender love stick twisting around a very dark, rough, thick wiener.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
While I've never actually measured my penis, based on an objective estimate, I am definitely longer and (girthier?) than the Canadian average.
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
You mean a double-blind test of a representative random sample?Lokus wrote:based on an objective estimate
Re: My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've never let a blind chick sample my goods.Adurentibus Spina wrote:You mean a double-blind test of a representative random sample?Lokus wrote:based on an objective estimate
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Double-blind. That means you wouldn't have known if she did!Lokus wrote:I don't know what you're talking about, I've never let a blind chick sample my goods.Adurentibus Spina wrote:You mean a double-blind test of a representative random sample?Lokus wrote:based on an objective estimate