My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.

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My dick is bigger than yours. Except Matz's, maybe.

#1 Post by Larry B. » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:43 pm

http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

(SFW-ish)

All data obtained while subjects' penis is in erection.

Average penis lenght:

1. Congo (7.1 in) (17,93 cm)
42. Denmark (6 in) (15,29 cm) <-- self-reported, so substract 2 inches from that value
64. Chile (5.7 in) (14,59 cm)
82. UK (5.5 in) (13,97 cm)
?. Canada (5.4 in) (13,92 cm)
98. USA (5.1 in) (12,90 cm)
112. China (4.2 in) (10,89 cm)

Average penis girth:

1. Cameroon (6.1 in) (15,59 cm)
Chile (4.7 in) (12,16 cm)
USA (4.7 in) (11,95 cm)
UK (4.6 in) (11,83 cm)
Denmark (4.6 in) (11,75 cm)
Canada (4.5 in) (11,60 cm)
Last. Thailand (3.5 in) (8,99 cm)

And for a quick reference, you can print out this:

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So, in summation: all hail Matz. Until someone from Congo shows up.

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#2 Post by Artemis » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:56 pm

So Matz is the Penis King of ANR. :lol:

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#3 Post by Larry B. » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:12 pm

Hands down.




:agree: :agree: :agree:

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#4 Post by creep » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:16 pm

it's all about the girth and we have the girth. go usa.

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#5 Post by Hype » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:41 pm

There's only a centimeter and a half between Chile and the USA. The error margins on the averages by country are probably larger than that. :confused:

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#6 Post by Larry B. » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:54 pm

I knew you would say something like that, Mr. 67 millimeters less than me.

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#7 Post by blackcoffee » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:58 pm

Don't matter how big it is if you don't know what you're doing (says man from UK)

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#8 Post by JOEinPHX » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:01 pm

Pics or shut the fuck up.

People with big dicks don't brag to other dudes, they go stick it in hot bitches.

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#9 Post by creep » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:03 pm

Six7Six7 wrote:Pics or shut the fuck up.
:ele: :gayfight: :ele:

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#10 Post by JOEinPHX » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:05 pm

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#11 Post by sinep » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:30 pm

i have a long wiener.

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#12 Post by Warped » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:45 pm

blackcoffee wrote:Don't matter how big it is if you don't know what you're doing (says man from UK)
Wise words :nod:

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#13 Post by sinep » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:50 pm

i've never known what to do.

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#14 Post by Bandit72 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:30 am

My dads grandmother's uncle was Congolese.

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#15 Post by Larry B. » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:22 am

Bandit72 wrote:My dads grandmother's uncle was Congolese.
Unless he knocked up your dad's grandmother, you're still an average UK citizen...

:banana: :banana:

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#16 Post by Matz » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:37 am

Larry B. wrote:http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

(SFW-ish)

All data obtained while subjects' penis is in erection.

Average penis lenght:

1. Congo (7.1 in) (17,93 cm)
42. Denmark (6 in) (15,29 cm) <-- self-reported, so substract 2 inches from that value
64. Chile (5.7 in) (14,59 cm)
82. UK (5.5 in) (13,97 cm)
?. Canada (5.4 in) (13,92 cm)
98. USA (5.1 in) (12,90 cm)
112. China (4.2 in) (10,89 cm)

Average penis girth:

1. Cameroon (6.1 in) (15,59 cm)
Chile (4.7 in) (12,16 cm)
USA (4.7 in) (11,95 cm)
UK (4.6 in) (11,83 cm)
Denmark (4.6 in) (11,75 cm)
Canada (4.5 in) (11,60 cm)
Last. Thailand (3.5 in) (8,99 cm)

And for a quick reference, you can print out this:

Image

So, in summation: all hail Matz. Until someone from Congo shows up.

:lolol: haha, thanks Larry! How nice, this must beat being the number one poster on ANR by a mile! :lol:

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#17 Post by Bandit72 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:41 am

Larry B. wrote:
Bandit72 wrote:My dads grandmother's uncle was Congolese.
Unless he knocked up your dad's grandmother, you're still an average UK citizen...

:banana: :banana:
He might have done, IN MY IMAGINATION :hehe: :wink:

Anyway, I'm not 100% English. My mother is French and my dad's Welsh so where does that put me? :dunce:

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#18 Post by Larry B. » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:49 am

I'm no expert, but I can guess French + Welsh = Chinese. Sorry, mate...

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#19 Post by Larry B. » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:51 am

Matz wrote::lolol: haha, thanks Larry! How nice, this must beat being the number one poster on ANR by a mile! :lol:
As Artemis said: Penis King of ANR. If I were you, I'd ask for demand that bumper sticker.

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#20 Post by Bandit72 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:53 am

Larry B. wrote:I'm no expert, but I can guess French + Welsh = Chinese. Sorry, mate...

:bday: :blah: :drink:
:sonny:

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#21 Post by Larry B. » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:13 am

I'm a little worried that statistically my penis couldn't circle an average Cameroonian's schlong. That vision also scares me. My poor, caucasian, tender love stick twisting around a very dark, rough, thick wiener.

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#22 Post by Lokus » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:20 pm

While I've never actually measured my penis, based on an objective estimate, I am definitely longer and (girthier?) than the Canadian average. :yeay:

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#23 Post by Hype » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:22 pm

Lokus wrote:based on an objective estimate
You mean a double-blind test of a representative random sample? :nod:

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#24 Post by Lokus » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:27 pm

Adurentibus Spina wrote:
Lokus wrote:based on an objective estimate
You mean a double-blind test of a representative random sample? :nod:
I don't know what you're talking about, I've never let a blind chick sample my goods. :hide:

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#25 Post by Hype » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:12 pm

Lokus wrote:
Adurentibus Spina wrote:
Lokus wrote:based on an objective estimate
You mean a double-blind test of a representative random sample? :nod:
I don't know what you're talking about, I've never let a blind chick sample my goods. :hide:
Double-blind. That means you wouldn't have known if she did! :lol:

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