Aint No Right

If you put every song ever made onto a hard drive and clicked 'shuffle' how long would it take for a song to be played that you knew?

Having in mind that within a group of 1,000 representative people I would be the person with the highest IQ or the 2nd highest, how long would I survive?

Larry B. wrote:Having in mind that within a group of 1,000 representative people I would be the person with the highest IQ or the 2nd highest, how long would I survive?

I guess that depends where you were and what you were doing. Having a large IQ means jack. Survival of the fittest I guess.

Do you think Perry will wear a football jersey during his performance at the superbowl tailgate party?

Did you ever no-tiz how men alvais leave the toilet seatt up?

Artemis wrote:Do you think Perry will wear a football jersey during his performance at the superbowl tailgate party?

You turn on your stereo but when was the last time your stereo turned you on?

if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

I think that might only be in Montana.

When I was a kid I remember dying in an abandoned refrigerator was a concern. I remember commercials, public service announcements, and even a punky brewster episode dedicated to educating children against playing inside of abandoned refrigerators because it may close on them and they'll suffocate. What happened? Are kids smarter now a days, or do we not throw out refrigerators anymore?

blackula wrote:When I was a kid I remember dying in an abandoned refrigerator was a concern. I remember commercials, public service announcements, and even a punky brewster episode dedicated to educating children against playing inside of abandoned refrigerators because it may close on them and they'll suffocate. What happened? Are kids smarter now a days, or do we not throw out refrigerators anymore?

old refrigerators used to have those locking handles

creep wrote:

blackula wrote:When I was a kid I remember dying in an abandoned refrigerator was a concern. I remember commercials, public service announcements, and even a punky brewster episode dedicated to educating children against playing inside of abandoned refrigerators because it may close on them and they'll suffocate. What happened? Are kids smarter now a days, or do we not throw out refrigerators anymore?

old refrigerators used to have those locking handles

mine didn't, just that foamy shit on the inside of the door. i guess that's where the confusion originated.

Pandemonium wrote:You turn on your stereo but when was the last time your stereo turned you on?

ah, i get it now---'...when you turn on the stereo does it return the favor?' - DLR 'The Trouble With Never'

creep wrote:

blackula wrote:When I was a kid I remember dying in an abandoned refrigerator was a concern. I remember commercials, public service announcements, and even a punky brewster episode dedicated to educating children against playing inside of abandoned refrigerators because it may close on them and they'll suffocate. What happened? Are kids smarter now a days, or do we not throw out refrigerators anymore?

old refrigerators used to have those locking handles

Just a random aside: I have a fridge of that style from the 1950's at my cottage. It's been there since the 50's and still works perfectly. In my life time I do not recall us ever having to do any kind of repairs on it. They don't make appliances that last like that anymore.

blackula wrote:When I was a kid I remember dying in an abandoned refrigerator was a concern. I remember commercials, public service announcements, and even a punky brewster episode dedicated to educating children against playing inside of abandoned refrigerators because it may close on them and they'll suffocate. What happened? Are kids smarter now a days, or do we not throw out refrigerators anymore?

Not sure if they make those locking chest freezers anymore? In recent years we've had a couple of stories of kids dying in washing machines/tumble dryers.

Bandit72 wrote:Not sure if they make those locking chest freezers anymore? In recent years we've had a couple of stories of kids dying in washing machines/tumble dryers.

Don't those stories have more to do with neglectful parents than overly curious children? At least the ones making the news near me have been about that.

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Reminds me of this...

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

that's not what i meant.

Artemis wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

that's not what i meant.

Can't a guy make a joke around here without getting the business? Jeez Louise...

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

that's not what i meant.

Can't a guy make a joke around here without getting the business? Jeez Louise...

Perhaps, I misinterpreted your comment. I thought your were me with your reply.

Sorry..

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

that's not what i meant.

Can't a guy make a joke around here without getting the business? Jeez Louise...

Are you sure you're not Jewish?

Adurentibus Spina wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

that's not what i meant.

Can't a guy make a joke around here without getting the business? Jeez Louise...

Are you sure you're not Jewish?

Oddly enough that's not the first time someone's asked me that...funny thing is I attended Midwood HS & Brooklyn College both alma matters of Woody Allen...

Essence_Smith wrote:

Adurentibus Spina wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:

Essence_Smith wrote:

Artemis wrote:Have you ever noticed that crazy people and pyschopaths seem to like to wear army surplus clothing like camouflage wear?

Yeah...here in the States we call these people "veterans"...

that's not what i meant.

Can't a guy make a joke around here without getting the business? Jeez Louise...

Are you sure you're not Jewish?

Oddly enough that's not the first time someone's asked me that...funny thing is I attended Midwood HS & Brooklyn College both alma matters of Woody Allen...

Yes! It's clearly a Brooklyn thing rather than a "Jewish" thing, but the similarities are there for obvious reasons. If you read what you said in a Woody Allen voice, it's hilarious.