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Hot for teacher

#1 Post by SR » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:13 am


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Re: Hot for teacher

#2 Post by Juana » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:30 am

That doesn't surprise me I knew a chemistry teacher that did the same thing in Austin.

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Re: Hot for teacher

#3 Post by Artemis » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:32 am

i thought this was going to be another van halen thread. creep will be happy it isn't. :lol:

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Re: Hot for teacher

#4 Post by Jasper » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:42 am

These sites contain extremely graphic and inappropriate pornographic material.
Bad wording. What constitutes "inappropriate pornographic material" on a porn site? It makes it sound like they're complaining about the quality level.

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Re: Hot for teacher

#5 Post by creep » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:08 am

in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.

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#6 Post by Matz » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:11 am

creep wrote:in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.
the class I was in was the worse about stuff like that. Once we had an over weight substitute teacher so we too his chair and squeezed the arm rests together. After he'd sat down in it for a while he had to fight to get out. Looking back on it, it's pretty horrible. But we were ten years old or something

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Re: Hot for teacher

#7 Post by Mescal » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:31 am

So, what porn film is she in?

I'm interested

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#8 Post by Larry B. » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:50 am

creep wrote:in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.
Matz wrote: the class I was in was the worse about stuff like that. Once we had an over weight substitute teacher so we too his chair and squeezed the arm rests together. After he'd sat down in it for a while he had to fight to get out. Looking back on it, it's pretty horrible. But we were ten years old or something
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's pretty terrible.

In high school we had a Chemistry teacher who had bad breath (I never felt it myself, but everyone said it was nauseous), so my classmates wrote a small letter and around 20 of them (we were 30) signed it. It went something like this:

'Dear teacher:

With all due respect, we would appreciate it enormously if you could wash your teeth before coming to class.

Sincerely,
10th grade'

They left it on his desk, inside an envelope of course, before he came to class. He arrived, saw the letter and read it while sitting there. I remember feeling like I wanted to burst out laughing and cry in deep sorrow at the same time. Poor guy. He finished the letter, stood up and just started his class, without ever mentioning the incident. He left at the end of the semester.

Oh, and one time I was singing passionately during math and I yelled "AND YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!" (that's how the lyrics went, in Spanish), and my math teacher (yes, I wanted to have sex with her... she was exquisite. And no, I never did) kicked me out of the class in shock. It was awesome to scream that shit.

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Re: Hot for teacher

#9 Post by creep » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:36 pm

Mescal wrote:So, what porn film is she in?

I'm interested
obviously not safe for work

http://pics.cheggit.nl/pics/2012/03/08/ ... 472222.jpg

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Re: Hot for teacher

#10 Post by Pandemonium » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:50 pm

creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:So, what porn film is she in?

I'm interested
obviously not safe for work

http://pics.cheggit.nl/pics/2012/03/08/ ... 472222.jpg
No go on that one. Here's a link to video on sexbot.com that's NSFW:

http://www.sexbot.com/video/01bdd92663f ... 904c5fcecf

Apparently the name of the flick is (wait for it) .... Sausage Pizza. You know she's hot when they guy gives a thumbs up while packing her.

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Re: Hot for teacher

#11 Post by creep » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:52 pm

Pandemonium wrote:
creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:So, what porn film is she in?

I'm interested
obviously not safe for work

http://pics.cheggit.nl/pics/2012/03/08/ ... 472222.jpg
No go on that one. Here's a link to video on sexbot.com that's NSFW:

http://www.sexbot.com/video/01bdd92663f ... 904c5fcecf

Apparently the name of the flick is (wait for it) .... Sausage Pizza. You know she's hot when they guy gives a thumbs up while packing her.
yeah same girl. the link i posted was from a torrent site and i guess you have to be signed in to see it.

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#12 Post by Pandemonium » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:09 pm

Speaking of "hot" teachers, in High School I had a couple who had different issues which resulted in them leaving school.

My Reading and English teacher looked exactly like Patti Hearst who was pretty decent looking in the day. This was right when Patti was kidnapped by the SLA and later involved in the bank robbery in late Spring of '74. A few days after the robbery, she was like the most wanted person in the country. One early morning while all this was going on, some friends and I were walking to school just coming up on the street the school parking lot was on and saw her get pulled over by a cop just before she turned into the school. All of the sudden, dozens of cop cars pulled up outta nowhere, cops with guns drawn arresting her and haul her off. One student asks a cop standing around keeping kids away why they arrested her and he's saying "we just got Patti Hearst" and the kid is insisting that she's a teacher in our school and the cop's like "shut up kid." She never returning to school.

Another was one of the Drama teachers. A high school friend who wanted to be an actor kept pushing me to take semester because drama chicks were "easy" so I took it in my Junior year (he was right, btw). The teacher was this really high strung woman who looked and acted like Annie Hall-era Dianne Keaton. The class before ours I guess had a lot of really rowdy students who gave her a hard time. One time, some of the kids found a Playboy centerfold that looked sorta like her and wrote captions pertaining to her ("Fuck me for an A") and left them on her desk and around the classroom. I never knew what pushed her over, but one day we go to Drama class and there's paramedics hauling her off crying strapped down on a stretcher and class was canceled. She never came back.

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#13 Post by MYXYLPLYX » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:13 pm

creep wrote:in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.

If memory serves me that was Ms. Adams...she was still teaching when I was there and that story was legendary.
:lol:

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#14 Post by creep » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:31 pm

MYXYLPLYX wrote:
creep wrote:in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.

If memory serves me that was Ms. Adams...she was still teaching when I was there and that story was legendary.
:lol:
:lol: yup....ms. adams

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#15 Post by Larry B. » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:07 pm

Pandemonium wrote:She never returning to school.
:yikes: That must've being terrible!
Pandemonium wrote:I never knew what pushed her over, but one day we go to Drama class and there's paramedics hauling her off crying strapped down on a stretcher and class was canceled. She never came back.
Holy motherfuck.

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#16 Post by Juana » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:02 pm

creep wrote:
Mescal wrote:So, what porn film is she in?

I'm interested
obviously not safe for work

http://pics.cheggit.nl/pics/2012/03/08/ ... 472222.jpg
Well at least it was in some rowdy stuff, I bet she had good attendance in her class

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Re: Hot for teacher

#17 Post by Lokus » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:06 pm

There was a similar case in Quebec recently.

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#18 Post by sinep » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:21 pm

i'm surprised this shit doesn't happen more often.

there are two girls that i hang out with who are getting their teaching credentials. they're by far the dirtiest, sluttiest, girls i know.

one has done porn already, and the other has confided in me that she has had 30 sexual partners (age, 22).

both of them teach preschool part time. :yikes:

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#19 Post by Juana » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:45 pm

Well I know a couple girls in Austin that have done porn and one of which like I said before was teaching chemistry or something at a HS up there. Also know some people that work at a day care and escort at night. They do what they do to pay the rent. They have some great stories though after you get a few drinks in them. Then another person I know that wants to teach works at Bonedaddys up in Austin and a couple UFC fighters buy her shit all the time because she fucks them. I just think because a good number of them are pretty careful it doesn't get caught more often, either that or parents are obviously not watching enough porn to research their kids teachers

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Re: Hot for teacher

#20 Post by Mescal » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:45 pm

creep wrote:
MYXYLPLYX wrote:
creep wrote:in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.

If memory serves me that was Ms. Adams...she was still teaching when I was there and that story was legendary.
:lol:
:lol: yup....ms. adams
C'mon guys!
Pics to back up the story ....

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#21 Post by Matz » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:14 am

come to think of it I've never had a hot teacher, ever. Certainly not one that would be considered for porn. :banghead:

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#22 Post by Essence_Smith » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:28 am

Just made a mental note: visit Bonedaddy's in Austin...check...btw just a thought...who's the one discovering all these teachers in porn and how the hell are they going about bringing it to their superiors??? Do they bring the dvds to the school boards??? WTF?

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#23 Post by Juana » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:37 pm

Essence_Smith wrote:Just made a mental note: visit Bonedaddy's in Austin...check...btw just a thought...who's the one discovering all these teachers in porn and how the hell are they going about bringing it to their superiors??? Do they bring the dvds to the school boards??? WTF?
Its sort of like Hooters but basically the girls are a lot better looking and there are tons of UFC peeps that go there when they're in the area, along with a lot of the more famous musicians that come to the area.

http://www.bonedaddys.com/

Image nom nom nom

But as for who is discovering its probably a combo of the kids and the parents or maybe there are some creepy teachers that just watch a lot of porn who knows.

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Re: Hot for teacher

#24 Post by creep » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:21 pm

Mescal wrote:
creep wrote:
MYXYLPLYX wrote:
creep wrote:in high school we had a teacher that we found out was in playboy years earlier. one of the kids got the issue and took out the pictures and taped them to the chalkboard before class. she saw them and cried. i felt bad.

If memory serves me that was Ms. Adams...she was still teaching when I was there and that story was legendary.
:lol:
:lol: yup....ms. adams
C'mon guys!
Pics to back up the story ....
i don't have naked pics. don't get too excited. remember i'm old and this is what women looked like back then.

Image

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#25 Post by Essence_Smith » Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:29 pm

I am mad that you have a pic of your old teacher... :lol:

That being said I'd have hit it... :lolol:

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