Hokahey wrote:Awful dialogue, terrible humor, makes Snoke pointless, makes Rey uninteresting, makes Luke a whiny baby, etc etc. Terrible movie.
Spot on.
I also feel like the first half the movie and the second half the movie were written by two different people.
Someone needs to make a fan cut where they remove:
1. All the hokey fucking jokes
2. Luke Skywalker's entire whiney bullshit
3. Milking the fucking space cow
4. Everything having to do with Rose and Finn
5. All the silly CGI bullshit on the gambling planet that looked straight out of the prequels.
And then we might have a watchable movie. I enjoyed the last half. But the first half had me cringing at every fucking decision they made.
After 30 goddamn years, where Luke was training to become the greatest Jedi in history, Rian whateverhisnameis just decides Luke is a whiney bitch who wants to die because Ben turned to the Dark Side? Luke spent an entire movie trying to turn his father from the Dark Side, but now it's just too much effort to save another family member?
That character deserves so much better and I hope Episode 9 does some MAJOR damage control. I don't know how you bring a guy back from the dead though. Good luck to whoever is writing episode 9.